"The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance."
We can all agree that that's the lede of the day, right? Also, what's the over/under on how old Li'l Adolf Hitler will be when he kills his idiot parents? Keep in mind that racist lunatics start 'em young on weapons training.
In case you're still of the belief that Soulja Boy is nothing more than a young, benign rapscallion trying to find his way in a tricky world, once again, let us assure you: Soulja Boy is a pox on not just the music community, but also the black community.
Don't take our word for it, let the young embarrassment himself convince you:
Imagine being so poor that not even $123 billion could fix your problems. If you can imagine that, you know what it's like to be AIG – motto: "Strength to be there" – the banking giant who fucked around with everybody's money until they were in a world of hurt.
Less than a month after borrowing more than a hundred billion dollars from the United States government, who borrows money from China, AIG has already consumed three-quarters of the loan, and it's still not sure that cash will save its ass. And we thought we were broke!
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In New York, if the criminals aren't kicking your ass and taking your wallet, the businessmen are, and they're doing it while staying well within their legal rights. That's why New Yorkers looking for real estate have learned to eat shit and like it.
Not even very rich and powerful Manhattan-based companies are above getting jacked. Take, for instance, Viacom, which is said to be renewing its lease at 1515 Broadway when it expires in 2010, even though they won't even be broadcasting TRL, which is what made the space so preferable to begin with. Says Greg Hughes, CFO for New York City's largest commercial landlord SL Green, Viacom will probably continue to rent most or all of the 1.5 million square feet they do at the horrendous Times Square location for the new price of $85 per square foot, up from the $50 per square foot it's currently paying.
Too lazy to do the math? We gotcha covered: Starting in 2010, Viacom will be spending about $128 million per year to rent space in one of the ugliest buildings on one of the ugliest streets in the world.
We are no longer shocked at how crappy MTV has become.
