Evidently, Derek Jeter's one night stands need a little refresher course on the Miami Shore Club's street-parking regulations.

Two "scantily clad women" who spent the preceding evening at Jeter's penthouse" were overheard making a stink in the hotel lobby after discovering that they'd been charged for leaving their car overnight. As one eloquent lass put it, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"

Or, presumably, risk ending up like Barry Bonds.

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