If you're like us, you like your booze to reflect your loyalty to TV shows and your immature, macho obsession with people who earn respect by murdering other people. In that case, it's time to get drunk, comrades!

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Two of the trashiest brands in fashion are squaring off in a courtroom battle bound to be extremely sad and incredibly shameful.

The tarty Juicy Couture is suing rival Victoria's Secret over the lingerie queen's Pink line, whose bottom garments are very often emblazoned with the word "Pink" directly on the ass. And there's the problem, but not for the reason any rational person would think. Juicy alleges that Victoria's Secret is profiting from its ingenuity, claiming it was plastering the adjective "Juicy" on the behinds of lonely, comfy ladies years before Pink was making the same mistake.

In their lawsuit, Juicy says it wants all Pink clothes with writing on the bums destroyed and millions upon millions of dollars in damages. Victoria's Secret is keeping mum. We think they're both juicy, pink idiots and love that this whole scuffle is a tacit admission that a women who wants people to stare at her ass has no loyalty when it comes to reaching that end (and probably none when she gets there, either).

With the Knicks season already over, we’ve turned our attention to college ball, and we discovered it’s just as disheartening.

At the Kansas State-Oregon match up last night, Kansas State forward Bill Walker had to pee so badly he stepped to the sidelines and relieved himself on several towels. Even towel boys for the Knicks have it better than that.

Kansas State, along with public hygiene, ended up losing the game.

[Photo Credit: Kansas City Star]