• Whoever is doing Keith Olbermann’s make-up and teeth whitening, please stop.

• The White House press correspondents are annoyed that the President keeps arranging his “surprise” photo-ops at the last minute.

• Halle Berry is either chubby or pregnant. Underneath all that fat is a baby.

• CBS remains desperate for a top ranked news show; taps Good Morning America’s Shelley Ross to produce the Early Show.

• Larry Craig’s kids would never go all Republican Party on their dad.

• BTdub, there is a giant hole in Union Square.