• Fred Savage is expecting his second child. The wonder!

• Britney Spears suffers from a wardrobe malfunction while shooting a video. That's the least of her problems.

• A 16-year-old aspiring terrorist tried to hijack a plane and crash into a Hannah Montana show. Is it too soon for 9/11 jokes?

• Oh, Hayden Panettiere supports the whales. Whales are great. Maybe we should start watching Heroes.

• Celine Dion, who is sort of French, or is at least definitely French Canadian, went to the French NRJ Music Awards. Nice to know her heart, career are going on after the end of her Las Vegas show.

• That hot chick from Cloverfield will be making post hot poses in the next hot issue of GQ. Hot.

• Hannah Montana fans feel "played for a fool" when they realized the star had used a body double to lip-sync songs at her national concert. Surely, this won't be the last time these fans will feel this way.

• PETA is so desperate for spokespeople they'll even use women who wear fur.

• On the top-ten impressive beards list of all time, Chris Beam didn't make the cut.

• Bridesmaid's dresses are ugly. Also, Katherine Heigl, that nice actress from Knocked-Up, has a new movie coming out about being a perennial bridesmaid.

• Democrats don't like gays anymore than Republicans do. Well, maybe a little more, but the sentiment remains.

• Michelle Rodriguez finishes up her 180 day DUI sentence in a record 17 days.

• The Weinstein Company makes an interim agreement with the striking writers. Blah blah. When are we going to be done with pretending reality TV is as entertaining than badly scripted drama?

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• This year's ball drop in Times Square is the most promoted ever.

• We're having trouble remembering why Vince Vaughn is famous.

• Bed bugs: Still gross.

• They'll charge for anything: A stripper tax might come to New York.

• Mike Hucabee will be the first guest on the Tonight Show. Scab.

• Sucka! Hannah Montana fans were tricked into listening to interesting and complex music.