Radcliffe has been denied other youthful pleasures too. He has not yet been to a nightclub, again for fear of tabloid exposure:
"All it takes is for me to be seen chatting up a girl for them to, you know, make up some crappy headline about me being a sex rat or whatever they call it."
And does he like performing nude before an audience close enough to smell him?
"I’d be lying if I said I was completely fine,” he says. “I was nervous and I was a little bit worried. But not meaning to drop a name, I talked to Gary Oldman about it, because we get on very well and I know he’s been naked onstage. And so I said to him, ‘What’s it like?’ and he said, ‘On the first night you’ll be terrified and on the second night you’ll be terrified and after that you won’t care.’ And that’s absolutely true. When you’ve done it twice, it doesn’t matter anymore.”
–Daniel Radcliffe (a.k.a. Harry Potter) talks about growing up in the current issue of Details magazine
• Some say there are already signs that Harry Potter's spell may be breaking.
• However, those people obviously have never been invited over to J.K. Rowling's Rhode Island sized mansion or met any of the (record-setting) 1.6 million people who've already pre-ordered her next book on Amazon.
• Bronx man gets busted trying to bootleg Transformers. Tries, fails to convince police his camcorder was just a "robot in disguise."
• In addition to surprising us with a secret husband and unborn child, Nancy Grace shocks us by reminding us that lots of people enjoy tuning in to watch her rant uncontrollably.
• Carnivorous chain smoker Josh May experiences life as a treehugger. Hilarity ensues.
• NYT finally catches on to trend of desperate, attention seeking has-been using reality tv shows as a springboard to "so, that's what happened to them" fame.
• Amy Winehouse grabs a shard of broken mirror and etches "I love Blake" into her stomach right in the middle of an interview with Spin magazine. Yep, nothing wrong with that marriage.
• Who will top the list of the Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs. Tara Reid's tiny, deformed nipples or Ivanka Trump's giant beach ball breasts?
• Does anyone else find it peculiar that Gwen Stefani's infant son is sporting a Mohawk?
• Hayden Panettiere does her best Quasimodo impersonation while licking the left ass cheek of a bronze statue. [Ed: That's hot?]
• It actually kinda creeps us out to know that Harry Potter is a "good kisser."
Some body said to me the other day, ‘Do you ever worry that girls are just giving you attention because of who you are?’ I was like, ‘I’m 17, I don’t care! It’s wonderful! [He recalled being confronted by a girl, nude except for a towel, as he promoted the first Potter movie:] 'I was about 11 . . . I didn’t know what to do with myself. I was just discovering what everything was . . . I wish that would happen again. As I remember, she was very attractive. I’d be up for something now!'
–Daniel Radcliffe, via NYP
• Harry Potter shows what's under his invisibility cloak. Again.
• The Chicago Tribune confuses Serena Williams with Beyonce Knowles; both women are offended.
• Slutty flight attendant changes her story, cops to joining Mile High Club with Ralph Fiennes.
• Ubiquitous cover girl Eva Mendes "slips" and admits Halle Berry has had a little bit of work done.
• OMG, could Grey's Anatomy really have killed off its self-involved protagonist? Will it have to rename it after one of its self-involved secondary characters??
• Pee-Wee Herman shows up to check out big-booty ho's at the premiere for Reno 911.
Daniel Radcliffe, better known as Harry Potter, shows off his dark side in these new promo pictures for his upcoming play, Equus. Naturally, everyone's already in an uproar, with parents fretting for their impressionable young kids, and gays clamoring to get a piece of the action.
Are sexy pictures of Harry Potter gross and disturbing? Or hot, in that dirty, pedophilia way? We're not exactly sure, but we figured we'd just post them and leave the moralizing up to you.

Warning to parents: it may be time to take your kid's Harry Potter dolls away. Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, who played the role of Harry in HP 1-98 is taking to the stage. He's slotted to play the leading role of Alan Strang in Peter Shaffer's "Equus." And he's ripping it all off for the role.
The play delves into the psyche of a boy named Alan Strang who blinds six horses with a metal spike.
In one scene the actor playing Strang is required to simulate sexual ecstasy while riding a horse naked.
First Emma Watson's getting wasted, then Dakota Fanning takes a nude role, and now Harry Potter's humping horses? Gosh, they grow up so fast.

Whew. Glad we can put to rest rumors that 15-year-old Harry Potter star Emma Watson was merely "posing" with that Corona.
More photos of Harry Potter's Emma Watson drinking beer [Slash Film]
Related: Jiblets: Emma Watson pretends to be cool

With Harry Potter's sixth edition, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, hitting bookstores on Saturday, Amazon.com is taking extra precautions as it prepares to ship millions of copies in the coming weeks. Amazon is also celebrating its 10th anniversary, so what better way to generate some buzz with publicity about its veritible Harry lockdown?
The online bookstore is touting extra security at its warehouses, ranging from entry and exit checkpoints to limiting access to Potter inventory to only the employees with specific security clearance. Now if only our credit card information were guarded so tightly. Anyhow, back to watching Don Cheadle deliver Hotel Rwanda.

