• Cher continues to inspire drag queens everywhere with her wigs.
• With Heroes on hiatus, Hayden Panettiere is devoting herself full-time to looking like a 30-year-old.
• "Grammy fashion" continues to need quote marks …
• … Particularly, Beyonce's camel toe-inducing underwear.
• Good news for your dwindling faith in humanity: The Hottie and The Nottie bombed at the box office.
• What gives? Matthew McConaughey has been wearing shirts lately.
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Because she feels beholden to her public relations agent and she loved Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home, Hayden Panettiere has become an advocate for the whales.
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• Fred Savage is expecting his second child. The wonder!
• Britney Spears suffers from a wardrobe malfunction while shooting a video. That's the least of her problems.
• A 16-year-old aspiring terrorist tried to hijack a plane and crash into a Hannah Montana show. Is it too soon for 9/11 jokes?
• Oh, Hayden Panettiere supports the whales. Whales are great. Maybe we should start watching Heroes.
• Celine Dion, who is sort of French, or is at least definitely French Canadian, went to the French NRJ Music Awards. Nice to know her heart, career are going on after the end of her Las Vegas show.
• That hot chick from Cloverfield will be making post hot poses in the next hot issue of GQ. Hot.
• Once we spent an entire evening with our roommate watching Madonna videos. It was one of the best nights of our life. So if Madonna has $12 million to drop on a London flat that she will remake into her personal gym, the lady has earned it.
• Dealer-user confidentially is shit: Lindsay Lohan's coke dealer also sells stories. CONTINUED »
• Of the multitude of men Lindsay Lohan made out with in Italy, only one has sold his story to a British tabloid. (So far.)
• Victoria Beckham's chest looks as fake on the outside as they are on the inside.
• 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere holds hands with her boyfriend at the mall. This would be adorable and all, except her boyfriend is her 30-year-old Heroes co-star, Milo Ventimiglia.
• Christina Aguilera's belly button has popped.
• Britney Spears is crazy; friends have narrowed it down to bi-polar disorder.
• So this is kind of a random story, but this girl from our elementary school days added us on Facebook. Reconnecting through technology: awesome. And in her profile she listed Pink Is The New Blog as her website. Turns out, our news year's plans are the same as Trent's.
• Mischa Barton doesn't look that bad in her mug shot.
• Sting's sex life is weird. We blame all that yoga.
• Take it from Giorgio Armani: a fake tan and a white Speedo never go out of style.
• Hayden Panettiere looks mature for her age. Not dating a 30 year-old mature, but mature.
• A lot of celebrities got plastic surgery in 2007. We're predicting a lot more will get plastic surgery in 2008.
Karl Lagerfeld notoriously changes his outfit upwards of three times a day and even has gone so far as to say, "I can't stand people who don't change their clothes."
So it stands to reason that he would have nothing but love and admiration for pint-sized role model Hayden Panettiere.
During a recent lunch at Chateau Marmont, the Heroes up-and-comer was reportedly spotted changing her sunglasses not once but thrice over the course of a single meal! This blatant show of peacocking (somebody's read "The Game") evidently attracted the likes of Ryan Gosling, who came over sometime between sunglasses #2 and #3 to ask for Panettiere's number.
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Hayden Panettiere isn't satisfied playing a Hero on television. She's evidently aspiring to be the real deal, a bona fide do-gooder, something she manifests by occasionally protesting to save the dolphins, and more frequently reiterating that she's not a tramp. Reports People:
"For God knows what reason, [the paparazzi] compare me with Lindsay Lohan!" Panettiere, 18, tells Teen magazine for its winter issue. "It's kind of become, 'All right, you guys can stay there and try knocking me off my horse.' I want to prove them wrong now…I think that, now more than ever, young girls need a good role model," she says.
And we agree! Unfortunately, we're not sure Panettiere fits the bill. Those constant Lindsay Lohan comparisons? We're just guessing, but maybe that has something to do with all that time she spent cozying up to Paris Hilton, clamoring for photographers' attention and promoting herself as a barely-legal sex object in GQ. That is, when she wasn't trying to save the world.
Men's Vogue was recently applauded for its progressive stance on diversity after its editors had the audacity to put a black person on its cover not once, but twice! (Or possibly even three times!) As a result, rival publication GQ apparently felt compelled to show that they, too, are capable of progressive thinking.
Which perhaps explains why GQ launched a groundbreaking counterattack as part of an endeavor to prove that they are equally as openminded as their more fashionable competitor—at least, in matters pertaining to pedophilia and tastelessness. Exhibit A? This delightful photo spread of 18 year-old (as of August 21) Hayden Panettiere prancing around in her Jon Benet-inspired pink nightie.
Congratulations, GQ. This will certainly introduce the magazine to a whole new demographic. Of pervy, middle-aged Humbert Humberts. [Mollygood]
• Sure, you hate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's politics. But what about those adorable dimples?
• Breaking: George Clooney's new girlfriend has a racy past that includes cocktail waitressing and wearing two-piece bathing suits while on vacation.
• Jenny McCarthy is possible engaged, definitely a nose-picker.
• Hayden Panettiere stubbornly refuses to forgo undergarments and exit her limousine crotch-first. Prude!
• Like Today correspondent Ann Curry, Heidi Montag isn't afraid to die for what believes in. Unlike Ann Curry, what Heidi Montag believes in is breast augmentation.
• Kiefer Sutherland joins the Hollywood DUI Club — though his illegal U-turn still doesn't best Nicole Richie's driving up an exit ramp.
• Just be grateful your parents still haven't figured out how to turn on the computer.
Did you hear about the time Heroes' Hayden Panettiere was about to go ballistic on an Us Weekly reporter at the Emmy's? Fortunately, her quick-thinking publicist took control of the situation by grabbing her client and hissing, "Not on the red carpet." God forbid! [Mollygood]
• Lindsay Lohan prays for Britney, forgets that she should also pray for herself.
• We always said Oscar De La Hoya was too pretty to box, but that doesn't mean he looks good in fishnets.
• Today was international Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrrren't you glad you didn't miss your chance to sound like a pantaloon-wearing, sword-swinging idiot?
• Jesse Jackson picks a fight with Barack Obama in a desperate attempt to regain any sense of self-relevancy.
• Hayden Panettiere threatens to kill an US Weekly reporter on the Emmy red carpet, which is almost (but not quite) reason enough for us to watch.
Heroes star Hayden Panettiere dumped Stephen Colletti, the former Laguna Beach heartthrob. Only a few years ago, Stephen was the star of a wildly popular reality TV show and the center of a love triangle. Now he’s just some guy who's nostalgic for his youth. [US Weekly]
To promote turning 18, Hayden Panettiere appeared on David Letterman last night to say it's not such a big deal after all.
I don't think much changes when you're 18—maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I'm kind of screwed.
That, and after the first fine line, your days as a Neutrogena model will be over and you’ll be reduced to hocking Proactiv with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
• Newlywed Jodie Sweetin celebrates her marriage to Cody Herpin by shoving her boob in his face and then, presumably, treating him to a pants-off dance off. Also, she creepily has the SAME FACE she had as a fourteen year old.
• Pete Doherty tries to win back Kate Moss' affections by referring to her as "a nasty old rag" who's "out of [her] fucking mind."
• Sometimes, not often but sometimes, celebrities decide to bravely face the natural effects of aging without the assistance of Dr. 90210.
• In less than three weeks, Hayden Pannettiere turns 18, at which point it will be completely socially acceptable to ogle these pics of her in a bikini.
• Dina Lohan continues to blame everyone except herself for her trainwreck of a daughter.
• Amy Winehouse grabs a shard of broken mirror and etches "I love Blake" into her stomach right in the middle of an interview with Spin magazine. Yep, nothing wrong with that marriage.
• Who will top the list of the Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs. Tara Reid's tiny, deformed nipples or Ivanka Trump's giant beach ball breasts?
• Does anyone else find it peculiar that Gwen Stefani's infant son is sporting a Mohawk?
• Hayden Panettiere does her best Quasimodo impersonation while licking the left ass cheek of a bronze statue. [Ed: That's hot?]
• It actually kinda creeps us out to know that Harry Potter is a "good kisser."
• You know what's even worse than doing time in L.A. County prison? Having everyone in the world find out that you used to bang Jack Osbourne. While sober. Before he got thin.
• The sands of time have not been kind to Steven Tyler. Or his man-boobs.
• Kristin Cavallari shows up to the Yellow premiere wearing a dress made of holiday wrapping paper. Don't laugh, it's totally happened to you.
• Fergie scandalously flashes her clothed ass at the MuchMusic awards. Remind us exactly what Josh Duhamel sees in this woman?
• Hayden Panettierre pulls a Greg Brady, gets frisky with her television parental unit.
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