OK, so Heidi Montag just released her new music video, "Overdosin," for our enjoyment, but there's something wrong with the clip. And not just the usual "I think Heidi is mentally unstable" stuff — the audio and video are completely off. The tape lasts over 10 minutes but the song is only three (yes, we sat and regrettably listened to the whole thing), and the whole thing is in major slow motion.
Get ready to ingest the cyanide capsules you were given complimentary with the purchase The Hills box set: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the debatable "stars" of the show, want to get married on live television. Wish you hadn't heard that? Then go back to sleep and pretend its all some terrible, terrible dream, wrought forth because of last night's season four premiere. Then wake the hell back up because the future Mr. and Mrs. Pratt want to broadcast their fake-love in the most tacky way possible.
Of course, this has been their plan all along. As recently as May, Montag was on Us Weekly laying the groundwork for their reality wedding. And nothing this twosome gets involved with happens without a reality camera crew.
If there was any conceivable way these two could invite the paparazzi into Heidi's womb when she inevitably gets knocked up, you know they would be all over it. We have it on good authority they're already trying.
Too much time has passed since Heidi Montag's latest assault on music, and luckily for us the "singer" decided to release a new single just in time for tonight's season premiere of The Hills. The new song is called "Overdosin" and makes us want to follow the title's lead.
Spencer Montag would love to visit Iraq with girlfriend Heidi Spencer, but he'll need a pair of first-class tickets first. Comped. [Scoop]
Once again using her late stepbrother as justification for her ridiculous actions, Heidi Montag announced she and boyfriend Spencer Pratt are planning a trip to the Middle East to perform for the troops. Haven’t the troops suffered enough?
Audrina Patridge earned $10,000 to attend a party at a San Diego nightclub. Her The Hills cohorts Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag would likely laugh in their face, since they claim to earn some $100,000 per appearance — or why bother showing up, ya know, right?
This is how you make money when you are (barely) famous for being famous; Paris Hilton wasn't the first to turn this into a business model, but she remains among the most notorious and highest-paid. But a quick look at a detail sheet sent out way by an agency in the business of renting out B-listers for events reveals a few other dollar amounts. CONTINUED »
Heidi Montag just released yet another single to the masses, because we know everyone has been waiting on the edge of their seats for more “music” from the D-list loser. This one is called “One More Drink,” in which she talks about getting wasted and going home with a guy. This all makes sense, because she hopes to glorify God through her music and claims to never drink alcohol, ever.
The great (and by “great” we mean “annoying”) thing about Heidi Montag is that she’s a mystery: Does she really believe the stuff that comes out of her mouth or is it all a big joke? And if it’s a joke, why does she insist on being the punch line?
Lately, Horse Face has gone off on a Christianity tangent, claiming she reads the Bible every day and is a “kind of non-denominational Baptist.” Whatever that means. Also? She plans to insult God through the power of her terrible music by recording a Christian album.
In this David Letterman advertisement for Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's lifestyle, the shorter haired one insists he does not patronize nightclubs that pay him under 100 large. The longer haired one said that's a low-ball estimate. For what it's worth, they paid Letterman $100k to be on his show.
"According to Montag and Pratt’s latest cover story in Us, their dream is a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant, watches by Jason of Beverly Hills for all their guests and a performance by U2." Oh, and for it to be filmed by MTV. [E!]
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ruined one of the most beloved children’s characters at an AIDS benefit yesterday in LA. Barney would have been infinitely cooler had he eaten the reality show losers, so now he’s kind of dead to me.
Are you ready for the worst 30 seconds of your life? Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and Pete Wentz teamed up to shoot a commercial for some new Friday Night MTV thing (called F N MTV), but for the first few seconds we thought we really were watching an episode of The Hills. If this is the couple “acting,” then that should clear up any confusion in the minds of the slower MTV viewers as to whether or not the Speidi relationship is authentic.
Not surprisingly, Janice Min has decided to toss Heidi Montag on the cover again (not that anyone is spreading rumors they have some sort of arrangement for things like this), but this time there's real news: She wants to get married! "I'm ready to marry Spencer. He's my soulmate," she tells the magazine.
And not that we're asking you to guess which celeb weekly will score the EXCLUSIVE pics of the nuptials, but let's not play pretend: Heidi and Spencer aren't getting married … yet. They're laying the groundwork for their own reality TV show.
Industry gossip that's been brewing for the past few weeks has the two trying to score their own MTV show, a la Newlyweds, though the network is said to be fearful of saturating its The Hills brand. The peg for the show? The lead up to Heidi and Spencer getting married.
But with this Us cover, they're clearly pushing the agenda, proving there's measurable interest in their fairytale wedding. So move those newsstand sales, people, and help Hollywood's most opportunistic couple score another payday.
Hugh Hefner generously announced today that naked Miley Cyrus would be nakedly "welcomed in [his] magazine" full of naked ladies—when she's of age, of course. [Us] This isn't the first time that the doddering coot, or his kin, pulled such a stunt, knowing full well the offer would get a write up in the gossip columns, but that the starlets would never agree. Below, a look back at some of the million dollar deals, made by creepy old men, and Joe Francis, that never were. CONTINUED »
Without Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan's daily antics, it's fallen on Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to fill the gossip blogs and tabloid covers. And they've more than made themselves available. "We're always the juicier story," Spencer tells the LAT. "And when Heidi and Spencer are gossip machines, it's like, 'What did Heidi and Spencer do?'"
This is the stock of celebrity we've allowed ourselves to settle for, and they're cleaning up; $50,000 each for hosting a party here, $15,000 for posing for "paparazzi" photos there. CONTINUED »
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