George W. Bush Is Not-So-Secretly Disappointed That The Big, Southern Wedding Likely Won't Happen In Time To Boost His Approval Ratings
Just as we predicted a mere three months (and three days) ago, Jenna Bush is officially engaged to her longtime flame, Henry Hager.
In order to commemorate this happy occasion, CNN does a long, sort-of boring story on the couple's announcement, relying heavily on this recycled photograph of First Lady Laura Bush picking her nose.
