Who says there won't be anything funny to riff on in an Obama administration. Did you think all those racist homophobes are just going to give up and slink quietly away, with their Jackson Pollack hate-message posters tucked under their arms?

Hey guys, take two guesses where Red Eye's Greg Gutfield stands on the Prop 8 issue. While talking about the existence of aliens (and 9/11?), Gutfield smarmily announced yesterday morning:

"Look, I don’t dispute that aliens exist, but there are more urgent matters to deal with, other than wrinkly creatures with a knack for anal probing. But enough about Barney Frank…I couldn’t resist."

Ha…ha? Because, you get it, Frank Barney is totes gay, and recently humiliated Fox pundit Bill O'Reilly. So that's a joke. Get it??

Prince, with his frilly silk shirts and high heel everything, has long been the victim of speculation about his sexuality, and his libido-infused party jams have helped acquire the Minnesota-born musician a devoted gay fan base. So you can imagine our surprise upon learning that the Purple One, who has for several years been an outspoken Jehovah's Witness, went on a homophobic rant during a recent interview with the New Yorker, saying that, in the past, God came down and wiped out homosexual activity.

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Model Ben Massing sent us a note this week insisting he's not a homophobe, charges he incurred after suing gay magazine Genre for running sexually suggestive pictures of him without his permission. Wrote Massing via an attorney:

Numerous media outlets focused on the fact that the images appear in a publication geared toward the gay community. Based upon these reports, some have mischaracterized me as homophobic, which could not be further from the truth.

We were beginning to feel a bit bad about this Massing business, but then we obtained a copy of his lawsuit against Genre and photographer Rick Day and it's one of the most blatantly homophobic documents we've read in a long, long time.

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Ah, CBS. We were expecting for Big Brother to not air preacher's son Ollie's homophobic rants that were captured on the live feeds — but during last night's episode, the show completely fabricated the entire scene.

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Ann Coulter relaunched her campaign against John Edwards today.

You’ll recall that the right-wing authoress took a shot at Edwards last year, when she called the politico a “faggot.” Well, Coulter has done it again, this time calling him “faggy” while discussing his alleged affair. Said Coulter:

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Maybe it's because a candy like Mars Inc.'s Snickers is so easily associated with "fudge packing" that the chocolate bar's ad agencies feel the need to release one homophobic ad after another.

A 2007 Super Bowl ad showed two auto mechanics accidentally kissing while gobbling down the same Snickers bar; they pulled away from each other, repulsed. That ad, from TBWA New York, had even worse scenarios in the online version, including one of the mechanics attacking the other with a wrench.

Now, Snicker's newest ad, from AMV BBDO London, in all its homophobic glory. The spot, shown here, features Mr. T from A-Team attacking what can only be described as a power-walking, butt-wiggling queen; Mr. T. shoots Snickers bars at him from a giant truck-mounted Gatling gun to get his sissy ass running. Walking, of course, is too girly for a manly man. "You a disgrace to the man race!" shouts Mr. T.

And all this follows BBDO Detroit's Dodge Caliber ad, where a Tinkerbell-esque pixie was on hand to illustrate what's wrong with buying anything but a macho car.

Now, what do all three of these agencies have in common? They're all owned by Omnicom. And CEO John Wren is getting a lashing.

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What's shocking in this Page Six item about hot tranny messes?

THE tourists in Times Square are in for a treat Saturday when 1,200 transvestites will gather at the Marriott Marquis for "Night of 1,000 Gowns." Michael Salem, who caters to the needs of drag queens, is planning to attend with Veronica Vera, who runs Mistress Vera's School for Boys Who Want To Be Girls. Salem - who does a brisk business in high heels up to size 17, triple-E width, and silicone breasts with nipples and without - is eager to mingle with his customers.

The regularly homophobic Post seems to have lost its inclination to bash the GLBT community!

After the jump, a classic example.

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Need something to call "absolutely ridiculous" today? Queerty brings the good news, via TMZ, that GLAAD has filmed Isaiah Washington doing a PSA about hate speech. Because he's an expert. And, also, he needs to make amends with the gays.

Quick suggestion: This absolutely ridiculous PSA is not the way to do it.

It's a good day for Queerty and Stereohyped! Our gay and black hangers-on are dancing in the street (seriously, we just saw Lauren and Andrew stopping traffic on W. 24th) over the news that Isaiah Washington may have been kicked to the Grey's curbed for good. In the season finale (spoiler alert!), Isaiah's character Dr. Burke moves out of his apartment and skips out on his wedding day. Could this be a sign of things to come, as in, Dr. Burke is booted?

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