If the publishing industry is dying, it’s not for lacks of books about acquitted murderers.

Mike Gilbert, O.J. Simpson’s former sports agent, is penning a book subtly entitled How I Helped O. J. Get Away With Murder. The book will reveal Simpson’s late night confession to Gilbert and offer new evidence proving that Simpson did in fact do it. As if lack of evidence was the problem.

Lest you think publication of such a book is crass, don’t worry. A portion of the proceeds will go to the Make-a-Wish foundation. Our wish is for no more books about mid-90s murder trials.