• Chuck Norris is suing Penguin over their book, The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human. Norris claims he never authorized the use of his name. In other words, he isn't getting royalties from it.
• Rupert Everett doesn't want to be typecast. Instead of starring in a movie as a gay leading man, he's writing a movie about a gay leading man.
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• John McCain may not have called Hillary a bitch per se, but did concede that she's a venerable opponent whom he greatly admires…and one day hopes to crush.
• Barry Diller desperately endeavors to buy AOL, completely forgets that it's no longer 1999.
• "People often say that writing about style is just a way to report on the really wealthy," observes Alex Kuczynski, "but I try to write about the populace, not just the elite." Whatever helps you sleep at night, Alex.
• Howard Dean finally acknowledges that Jews can go to heaven, a concession that might have proven more useful to him approximately four years ago.
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