• Rachel Bilson can finally join the Facebook group, She Bangs, She Bangs.*

• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson back together? Awkward …

• Amy Winehouse needs to get back to rehab if she thinks a make-up line is a smart business venture.

• J. Lo lets her babies know she loves them through purchased goods.

• Hugh Jackman is a jacked man.

*Not a real Facebook group.

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Thank god we didn't waste precious DVR space on that one. CBS has just canceled Hugh Jackman's TV vehicle Viva Laughlin, which joins Online Nation and Nashville in this season's dust bin after just one week (and two episodes), even though 13 episodes were ordered up. America has spoken, and it prefers Josh Duhamel in its Vegas leads.

• Is Hugh Jackman too gay to function? Or just thin, neat and pretend-married?

• High school food fight ends with three arrests and a week of "tuna casserole hair."

• Only Nicole Richie would consider hiking with her hairstylist to be exercise.

• Natalee Holloway's mom and JonBenet Ramsey's dad are dating!

• Altercation-er Eric Alterman arrested for causing a raucous, so soon after that great Times plug.

• Finally, people stop flocking to the theaters to see Johnny Depp's "gay Keith Richards impression" after realizing that the actual Keith Richards is rather old/boring.

• The jailed Paris Hilton has been described as "polite and gracious." You know, just like the unincarcerated Paris!

• What people wore to the MTV movie awards. Admit it, you sneakily care.

• Born Rich pansy Luke Weil claimed he was in rehab when he was really "pulling a Paris" and doing time.