• The New York Times reports on sweat and working out in NoHo by reminding us how crazy people who work out really are. They also remind us that they are only beautiful if the rest of us are ugly.

• Finally! Our dreams of having an older, bitchier, more famous sister have come true. Starfuckers, start squealing.

• Anderson Cooper makes us laugh, he makes us cry, and he makes us want to stay the fuck away from real journalism.

• Political blogging goes corporate when the Times gets their long awaited Empire.

• Ian Speigelman may have lost his mind, but he still has his book and his ability to cause relatively unnecessary drama.

• Graydon Carter's new job? Reccomending great television programming. We hope this doesn't mean we'll have to give up Martha.