Just when I think Ice-T can’t get any more offensive, he goes and compares his wife to a sports car. On a family game show. In front of his mother-in-law. Host Al Roker seemed surprisingly unfazed by the show of misogyny, though. The “Ice-T Family” competed against Joan Rivers and Co. on Celebrity Family Feud last night. The families play for charities — Ice-T’s was a gang prevention program and Joan Rivers’ was a charity that gives guide dogs to the blind. You don’t have to watch until the end of the episode to know that a few blind people woke up in really good moods this morning.
The first topic was “something that’s slippery and hard to hold onto.” You know where this is going.
• Uninterested in the young maternity demographic, Nickelodeon cancels Jamie Lynn Spears's show, Zoey 101.
• In the market for a a self-esteem boost? Check out these pictures of Ice-T's wife, Coco. CONTINUED »
There's nothing like getting up close and personal with a talented rapper-slash-actor and paragon member of the black community. Sometimes, however, that person isn't willing to do press. So you have to settle for interviewing Ice T instead. [Stereohyped]
• Ice-T and Coco hit the beach for some fun in the sun. Unfortunately, Coco forgot her bathing suit, and had to wear two strategically placed red strings instead.
• Meanwhile, it looks as though Ice-T hasn't seen the sunlight since the mid 1990's. Watch out, man—those rickets can be a bitch!
• If you insist on wearing an ugly, purple pleather dress, at try and find one that's not three sizes too small.
• In case you ever wondered what happens when Oompa-Loomps grow up.
• We have no idea whether or not Kim Kardashian's ass has been surgically enhanced. We just wish she'd stop waving it in our face.
• Competitive eating champ Takeru Kobayashi has an arthritic jaw, and thus might be out of commission for the annual July 4th hot dog eating contest as he "can't open [his] jaws more than just a little bit." When reached for comment, Kobayashi's girlfriend replied, "An arthritic jaw. Hmm, I'll have to remember that one."
• You know what's the best way to convince people you didn't crazily carve your husband's name into your chest using a shard of broken glass? By showing everyone the "love scar," and then laughing about it! Oh, wait…
• Has anyone else noticed that LA Weekly hasn't talked about Iraq, politics or, well, anything even remotely controversial lately?
• Having already spent the bulk of his book advance on heroin, Pete Doherty has been moonlighting as a chimney sweep in order to make some extra cash. To buy more heroin.
• Ice-T and his Stripperella wife, Coco are hitting the reality tv trainwreck sector. Meanwhile, Flavor Flav responded by saying, "Aw man, I thought I had the washed up hip hop reality genre locked up."
• Apparently, David Hyde Pierce is a homosexual. And here we thought his love for Daphne Moon was real.
• Matthew McConaughey continues to get rejected by establishments upholding the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" policy.
• Lily Allen reveals she was expelled from high school for going down on some dude.
• Jordin Sparks is totally comfortable with her body. That is, until the tabloids, media and fashionistas all convince her she's horribly wrong. And fat.
• Who knew Ice-T's cracked out wife had her very own magazine? What's more, she even graces the cover herself. Like Oprah!
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