We have been waiting so long to sink our teeth into this book of old lady sex … and now that day is here. Well, almost.

Next Tuesday, at the UWS Barnes & Noble, New York's Gael Green will be reading from her much publicized book Insatiable.

The tastiest, most uninhibited memoir in years, Gael Greene's INSATIABLE is a feast for the senses and an aphrodisiac for the soul.

Tuesday, April 11, 7 p.m. Barnes & Noble 2289 Broadway at 82nd St. "Gael Greene in an Excessively Delicious Dialogue with Arthur Schwartz" and book signing.

Someone who's old enough to have had underage sex with Elvis reading about it out loud? Yum. All we know is there better be appetizers … and lots of champagne.

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