Embroiled publisher American Media Inc. is suffering through enough, what with its its scandal-laden relationship with Arnold Schwarzenegger to Bonnie Fuller's compulsive underdelivering.
Now David Pecker & Co. can't even secure enough interns for all its magazines! Staffers might actually have to do the jobs of four employees instead of the company's standard three.
American Media, Inc. (publisher of Star, Celebrity Living, National Enquirer, Shape, Country Weekly, Men's Fitness, Natural Health, Fit Pregnancy, Flex and SLY magazines) is still seeking fall interns in Editorial, PR, Advertising Sales and Photography. The internship must be either for college credit or for your own experience. It is a non-paid internship. If you are interested please email your resume to XXX@XXXX.com or fax 212-XXX-XXXX. Please state what magazine and in which area you are interested in interning.
If it weren't for this damn blogging gig, we'd apply for Sly, hands down. We're all about the glam factor. On the brightside, at least it's not an internship at OK!.
(And before you slaughter us with email hatred, yes, we're very aware we're pimping for interns too.)
In today's intern edition of "Here's A Reason to Kill Yourself By Lunch on Your First Day," an editorial exec at American Media Inc. is looking for an assistant.
Oh, no, wait. The editorial executive's executive assistant is looking for an intern. This has to be about the worst gig any college student could except. Yes, worse than shoveling shit at the Bronx Zoo.
American Media, Inc. is looking for an intern assist the executive assistant of an editorial executive. The internship must be either for college credit or for your own experience. It is a non-paid internship. Responsibilities: Reading all celebrity reporting files and sorting according to subject; Covering daytime and evening events for Star Magazine and Celebrity Living; Proofreading reporting files; Organizing and running Star Magazine surveys; Reading and sorting celebrity breaking news stories from London; Organizing press related to Star Magazine or Celebrity Living. If you are interested please email your resume to [redacted] or fax [redacted].
Sounds like a lot of reading. And sorting. And wrist slitting.
