• Um, when did Claire Danes become such a total hottie?

• The next time Robin Williams goes on The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet, he might want to consider grabbing Juliet's ass.

• Reactionary journalists over-analyze Barack Obama's "frat moment."

• If you spent the day standing outside in 100 degree heat for the chance to spend the bulk of your rent money on a cell phone, we probably can't be friends anymore.

• Then again, if you are going to stand for hours in the scorching heat and steal a shiny, mechanical device, next time make it the iPhone and not a Fox News microphone. Idiot.

• If you've got self esteem issues, you should avoid probably try and avoid Natalie Portman.

Noted Wall Street Journal tech critic Walt Mossberg is giddy like a schoolgirl – as many of you are – about Friday's unleashing of Apple's iPhone. Mossberg calls the iPhone a "breakthrough handheld computer." He also managed to get Steve Jobs on the line to answer a few questions for a blog post called "Steve Jobs Answers Walt’s iPhone Questions." Except it didn't go very well.

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