Well I'll be! Turns out that not all McCain-Palin rallies are heady hives of sticky-faced clown people calling Barack Obama a terrorist ACORN nigra.

Click through to see video of some Republicans at a Virginia rally – a few of them Muslim – swarming and haranguing two jackasses who are defaming Obama by saying he's an Islamic Communist. Surprisingly, the guy with the sticker on his head is one of the rational folk.

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We guess getting all our womens and our generals and having all the oils wasn't enough for them, because now the Muslins are coming for our video games, too.

Just one week after it was discovered that Barack Obama had purchased ads in car racing video game Burnout Paradise, a Muslim gamer has discovered quotes from the Koran in the background music of the title Little Big Planet. In Islam, it's sinful to set the Koran to pop music, and even if it weren't, the quotes used in this case weren't very poppy: "Every soul shall have the taste of death" and "All that is on earth will perish." Fun!

Unlike Mattel, which did nothing when a bunch of paranoid hicks thought a baby doll it sold was spouting Muslim rants, Sony has issued a global recall of Little Big Planet.

Emboldened by the fact that one of their own was chosen to run on the Republican ticket for the second highest office in the land, the simplest folk in America have banded together to call for the destruction of a stupid toy doll they claim spouts EVIL TERRORIST CHANTING!!!!!!!

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Another good reason why Sarah Palin can't be trusted with foreign policy: she's just too attractive. While meeting Palin for the first time Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari (the widower of Benazir Bhutto) made a couple cracks about the VP candidate's attractiveness, calling her ""even more gorgeous in life" and saying he could see why "America is crazy about you." He also threatened to hug her, and that apparently, was what set off radical Muslims and Pakistani feminists alike:

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Hope everyone is following the story on the Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against the West promotional DVD that arrived in several major newspapers throughout the swing states, because it is the most blatant form of fear-mongering propaganda since Disney made those anti-Hitler cartoons during WWII.

But this post isn't about the movie (the trailer can be watched on the right, and the whole thing is on YouTube), or the shady distribution methods, but rather about one particular issue this video brings to light:

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Fearful that some Republican 527 group, or Michelle Malkin, might grab an image of Barack Obama with two Muslim women wearing headscarves in the background, Barack's campaign volunteers barred a pair of his supporters from sitting behind the podium at a rally in Detroit, where Al Gore officially endorsed him.

This is mean, because it's, uh, kinda racist, and Obama is supposed to be the candidate that transcends the buzz phrase known as "identity politics."

This is also a very calculated move, because Obama has a Muslim "problem," in the sense that many of the voters he's trying to reach actually think he's Muslim, which isn't inherently bad, but isn't, sadly, the best thing to be for a presidential candidate. (Obama, meanwhile, has gone to great lengths to shoot down rumors that he's Muslim. And you know where that got him.)

And lest you think there was some other reason for why the two women were not seated within Obama's camera range – beside the campaign issuing an official denial – there's the pair of first-person tales.

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Because the web magazine Slate must take all of its cues from what others are talking about in the mainstream media – though, of course, that's how every website works – and then argue the opposite of general norms, they've latched on to yesterday's Wall Street Journal article about Muslim women having their hymen's reconstructed so they can marry as "virgins." (To be fair, the Times latched on to it to, and then wrote its own piece.)

You know how many in the West would frown on this practice, seeing the Islamic requirement that women be pure on their wedding day tantamount to anything from sexism to civil rights abuse? Not Slate's William Saletan! (Yes, that William Saletan.)

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