Last week we called for your best IT Guy stories. Thanks to everyone who wrote in. Your tales of server issues, e-mail privacy breaches and jammed printers made us long for the day when we had our IT guy.

After the jump, the best of the best:

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Thanks to those of you who have already written in to share your most memorable IT Guy experience. As for the rest of you, we thought we'd post this vintage "Nick Burns" SNL skit to try and jog your memories.

So go ahead and send us your stories. Truth is, we could use the distraction. This day is going by about as fast as an LC475 with a 32-bit processor!

In college, the computer geeks are just geeks. They’re so desperate for female attention, they’ll auction off their computer skills for companionship.

But once they get into the workforce, everything changes.

What is it about IT guys? They seem to know all the office gossip and they’re always getting trashed at the Christmas party.

For the few attractive ones, the dating options are unlimited. They know everyone, but they don’t have to deal with anyone. Work is one big singles event.

We don’t have an IT guy here. Along with the free computer help, we miss the IT gossip.

So this is a call for everyone to send in their best IT stories. Names and incriminating details won’t be used.

Send an email with your best story to tattle@jossip.com; subject line: IT Guys Do More Than Troubleshoot.