The video Jack Nicholson released in support of Hillary Clinton has been seen over a million times, as web clips starring celebrities are wont to do. It's basically a mashup of Nicholson movie classics spliced together with ominous and singularly animated copy, which has been enough to titillate the cable news networks into voracious coverage.

Surprisingly, this clip wasn't created with desktop video software by a 12-year-old calling himself "Hillary Boy"; the seminal work required the slick producing skills of two Hollywood heavies.

Which is worse: That Jack Nicholson – in the U.K. promoting The Bucket List – didn't get a breaking news alert on his BlackBerry during dinner that Heath Ledger had died, or that he looks so smug when he reveals, "I warned him." and the photographers laugh?

OLD PEOPLE LIKE MOVIES Bucket List was number one at the box office this weekend. [MTV]

• Jack Nicholson continues to live the dream. Assuming "the dream" is sitting on a boat, with your gut hanging out, while stuffing your face with pizza.

• More trampy girls make videos about presidential candidates they know anything about.

• Nope, Brandon Davis isn't dead—just sweaty and disgusting.

• Michael Richards enjoys the company of Maddox's lost family, far away from those tacky N-word people.

• Turns out Perez has a raging case of repressed fat guy anger.

• Ever dream about living next door to Diana Ross? For $39.5 million, Mel Gibson can make it happen.

• Condoms…they never worked so well.