When we finished filming, I felt very disappointed because it was a movie I didn't appreciate and I did not like the action scenes involved. I felt the style of action was too Americanized and I didn't understand the American humor.

Nothing particularly exciting stood out that made this movie special for me … I spent four months making this film and I still don't fully understand the humor.

–Jackie Chan, confessing that not even he understands the appeal behind the Rush Hour movies. [CNN]

• Jackie Chan is blaming Chris Tucker for the delay in Rush Hour 3, otherwise known as The Movie Nobody Wants to See, demanding senior editing control and final say in the film. They're still friends, supposedly, but it's fun watching Chan call Tucker a novice.

• New York magazine uses this week's cover to tell the "love story" between the $2,000-an-hour Natalia and "King of all Pimps" Jason Itzler. (Ya know, without New York staffers sticking to their consistent emailing of the magazine's highlights each, we don't know what to report. The cover story seemed like a good guess.)

• Chanel's Karl Lagerfeld needs an assistant to dress him each day, as he insists his shirts button in the back so his front looks perfect.

• Speaking of fashion snobs, Gucci is gaming to double revenue to $4 billion in the next seven years, which means they need to sell a bedonkedonkey lot more handbags — to the untapped market of the middle classes. And that, of course, will cheapen it all.

• Vince Vaughn makes a stunning revelation: He plays the same character over and over .. and over. What's that, Jennifer Aniston is on the other line?

• Shell is raping you at the pump, and now they're keeping Corn Cob Bob from making his usual nationwide appearances, thanks to his alternative energy source agenda.

• Jennifer Lopez's flack-by-marriage Marc Anthony may not know how to swallow whole foods, but he does know how to write profanities.

• Finally, a personals website for beautiful people only.