• Oh, Nicole Richie. When we told you to eat something, we didn't mean Jason Mewes. [Best Week Ever]

• Not every celebrity gets royal treatment at the Chateau Marmont. Just the ones who get Jessica Simpson in their room. [Page Six]

• Katie Couric totally hearts her new guy. They've gone out bunches of times, and she doesn't even have to pick up the tab. [Lowdown]

• That really weird, gross, disturbing, doesn't look anything like Britney Spears statue of Britney Spears having a baby. Or something. [Send2Press]

• You know it's spring when Jon Stewart is on the radio, begging New Yorkers to buy Mets tickets. [Fishbowl]