This evening, Times reporter and numerically-inclined Jenny 8. Lee reads from The Fortune Cookie Chronicles at the Lower East Side Tenement Museum. If you attend, could you please get her thoughts on the city's best dim sum? For realz, we're looking for a new spot. [NYM]

To prepare for her appearance on The Colbert Report to plug her book The Fortune Cookie Chronicles, Times reporter and Jennifer 8. Lee smartly brainstormed with friends about what Stephen Colbert's on-air character would ask her. Potential tete-a-tetes:

Colbert : "I eat apple pie every morning - with a jack and coke - and a bald eagle egg omlette."

Jenny: Well, there are exceptions - and you are clearly an exceptional American - for most would say Chinese food.

It went down almost exactly like that.

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