• Jennifer Lopez has set the birth of her twins for February 14. Cheesy, sure, but a total J. Lo move. What we do judge is planning her c-section on a Thursday, for the benefit of the tabs. If that's true, he deserves every forthcoming invasion of privacy.
• Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler threw a party at the Waverly Inn. Where did those ladies meet, a group for the famous children of famous parents?
• Paris Hilton is still into men with fading fame; she hooked up with Simon Rex last night.
• Playboy bunnies hit up Mardi Gras. Hopefully they know better than to give it up for a free t-shirt.
• Pictures of the bump that launched "My Humps"
• Pink Is The New Blog is better at keeping Project Runway related secrets than we are.
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TWINS ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW Double trouble: Jennifer Lopez is expecting twins. With a few more births, Marc Anthony and J. Lo could become the Latino Partridge Family. Of course, that didn’t work out so well for the kids, but the spawn of famous people are fucked anyway. [People]
• We're bad with make-up ourselves, but we're pretty sure Pamela Anderson did something wrong here.
• Britney & Adnad: The break-up video. Hey, it's more appealing than the sex video.
• J. Lo looks kind of conical, but has a nice glow.
• A round-up of Matthew McConaughey exercise pictures. Enjoy them now before he starts gaining sympathy weight.
• Hollywood has aged Lindsay Lohan. Her breasts, along with her tolerance for drugs and alcohol, were among the victims.
• Despite the time difference, Australians have been out and about lately.
When KFC sent an open letter to Jennifer Lopez, we were all like ha, ha, that's so funny. Jennifer Lopez isn't trash, she'd never eat your food.
But when Kentucky Fried Chicken sent another open to Lauren Conrad about catering her house-warming party, we were like, dude, do you even know Lauren? She's a lot of things, but a hipster she is not. An ironic house-warming party isn't her even style. And if she were going to serve fast food at her house warming party, it would be Baja Fresh, because she's the freshest.
So next time, when KFC sends an open letter Posh Spice, we're not even going to mock it, we're just going to ignore it.
Full letter after the jump. CONTINUED »
• Is crazypants pop star Britney Spears more likable than Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas? Possibly! says this disturbing article in the New Republic.
• Will Smith proves that Phili natives with negligible rapping skills can make their way onto the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
• Jennifer Lopez reminds us all that while money can't buy love, it can buy you the experience of watching your newborn baby poop all over an elegant cashmere onesie.
• Crisis! The days of free porn might be numbered! Related: You utter a disingenuous sigh of disgust and then totally click this link as soon as your boss isn't looking.
• Former Superstar Molly Shannon is reduced to headlining the opening of a new public restroom.
• At family reunions, Britney Spears is generally known as "the functional one." Seriously.
• Most actors/actresses secretly want to be musicians. Unfortunately, the secret's pretty much out.
• Chris Judd (better known as JLo's short-lived second husband) has apologized tried to take credit for letting the cat out of the bag about Lopez's pregnancy. In actuality, the real culprit was JLo's rapidly growing uterus.
• Rihanna gets caught without her umbrella on the cover of Mexican FHM. Dios mio!
We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Triple threats don’t let themselves go.
Jennifer Lopez admitted last night that she was in a family way. (Note that the Us Weekly cover from last month was in third person.)
And MTV heralded it as the “second-worst-kept baby bump in music.” There was an elegant simplicity to Christina Aguilera’s empty promises that her expanding stomach contained only Doritos, but for our money J. Lo did a better job at promoting her uterus.
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This just in: JLo reportedly contemplating a cameo appearance at tonight's In Touch shindig! We hear the hardworking interns over at BCBG were scrambling to make Ms. Lopez a dress for tonight in honor of the maybe-occasion. Presumably another giant flowy monstrosity or else just something that's really stretchy. Especially in the uteral region.
Breaking: Despite her best efforts to convince us that she was merely retaining water and overeating, JLo and her thinspirational husband might actually be "expecting!" We're shocked too, but Us Weekly nails the exclusive, "confirming" the pregnancy by quoted TRL host Damien Fahey as saying, "If I were a betting man, I’d definitely bet she was pregnant."
For her part, Lopez and Marc Anthony continue to maintain their vows of secrecy, holding off on any announcements until they're through milking the attention, scoring lucrative cover deals and drumming up publicity.
Which is to say, nothing's really "official" until her water breaks.
• As usual, Victoria "Posh" Beckham hasn't the faintest idea that she's being photographed.
• Britney smokes Menthols? Ew!
• Imagine writing a classic hip-hop song, then having your classic hip-hop song sampled (and effectively ruined) by the woman who destroyed the Black Eyed Peas. Our heart goes out to you, JJ Fad.
• Jennifer Lopez and her protruding unborn child perform on GMA’s Fall concert series.
• Even Clay Aiken's gay lover says the former Idol's a homo.
• Pete Doherty forsakes heroin in favor of a bucket of lard.
At a concert at MSG on Saturday, Jennifer Lopez will announce that she's not fat, just pregnant. In case you had trouble following, by announcing that she will announce her pregnancy, Jennifer Lopez has announced that she's pregnant. [Page Six]
• Weird! Even though she's totally not pregnant, JLo's recent weight gain continues to be exclusively confined to her uterus!
• This is what happens when Elizabeth Taylor stays up late at night watching Teen Wolf on TBS.
• Oh, relax, people. After all, what's the harm in teaching kids to defend a tradition that degraded black people and entrenched racism into our society?
• Speaking of which, since when did the West Villagers get so uptight and family oriented? S&M street fairs are what make communities!
• Breaking: Law & Order is far more addictive/habit-forming than Fred Thompson.
• The Post continues its intellectually rigorous look at work relations, sexuality and weight
• "Fair Board may banish erotic corndog contest."
Jennifer Lopez refuses to "officially" admit her pregnancy, continues to hide her ever-growing fetus underneath flowy empire tops and billowy dresses that also double as Elton John's shower curtains. [Stereohyped]
• Even Brad Pitt is bored with film openings. He told MTV, “I didn’t learn shit” at the premier of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.
• Mexicans learn that Canada isn’t a colder America with a better immigration policy.
• What’s Chris Klein up to? Probably just hanging around and eating tuna fish and beans.
• Gay people are charming. Too charming.
• J. Lo’s hotel demands prove that her new stomach comes from her eating habits, not from a fetus.
• Mariah Carey is like a hot Grimace.
The president of KFC writes JLo an unsolicited letter offering to host "you, your entourage and a few VIP guests" at the greasy fried chicken establishment of her choice. Neat! Unfortunately for Marc Anthony, however, that would actually require eating.
The full letter, after the jump.
Despite recent pics of J. Lo's protruding belly, hubby Marc Anthony stubbornly refuses to admit a tiny fetus is to blame. Instead, Anthony would have us believe that Lopez has simply put on a few, a flimsy explanation that we will readily believe, provided it spares us from the mental anguish of picturing the unborn child's conception. [Mollygood]
We're going with pregnant. Triple threats don't let themselves go. [Stereohyped]
• Kirstie Alley ditches Jenny Craig in favor of her good friend, General Tso.
• Despite the easy one-liners suggesting otherwise, anorexic crooner Amy Winehouse has, as ASL puts it, "retained the integrity of her hit song."
• Paris Hilton shows us she's not the drug-free, spiritually awakened being that no one thought she was.
• Meanwhile, should we be worried that Nicole Richie's "maternity wear" is pretty much the equivalent of our "skinny jeans?"
• Apparently, Zac Efron isn't anywhere near ready for a commitment with his pretend-girlfriend.
• J.Lo gets a little extra support.
• Heather Graham's got chills. They're multiplying.
"Marc has great taste in stylish women" is how People En Espanol responded to questions about Marc Anthony supposedly being irate over the magazine's "Best Dressed" cover that's got his ex-wife Dayanara Torres standing next to current spouse Jennifer Lopez.
The shot makes them look too close together, says whoever inside Marc's camp is talking to Page Six. But let's be fair, here: Whoever thinks the adjacent Photoshop cut-outs of the two Latina ladies are anything but a photo editor clawing at scraps to make a salable cover also deserves to believe those two had a three-way with Anthony.
• ""You're not going to survive very long in this business if you internalize every rumor that is out there," Paula Zahn tells the AP. "To a certain extent, my staff and I were able to drown out the noise and do what we were expected to do." You know, until she "voluntarily" resigned.
• Salon readers, YouTube subscribers don't like being called "novices."
• Exciting news! JLo will grace the cover of that annoying Fashion Rocks outsert you'll glance at (briefly) before tossing into the trash.
• NY Times donates over 700,000 pages of personal letters, financial documents and photographs to the New York Public Library. And it should all be available to the public as early as…the year 2050.
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