• Reese Witherspoon hates vakay'ing on the beach because she doesn't want the paparazzi to take bikini shots of her. Look, if she didn't want the minutia of her life dissected by strangers, she should have found a different passion to pursue.

• Hooking up with Paris Hilton really worked for Elisha Cuthbert. Look, we're writing about her right now.

• Oh, a cute little beagle won Westminster.

• Breaking Britney news: She makes bad decisions with men, and she's may be back with Adnan Ghalib.

• Also ironically breaking: More rumors of a Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marriage.

• Hey size 2 haters, turns out Jennifer Love Hewitt is with child, not with Big Macs.

• Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are holding hands, which means there’s no way he could have cheated on her.

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Watching this video of Janice Dickinson calling Tyra Banks fat, we realized that maybe we were better off being a nerd in high school than being a queen bee. Hot girls are mean.

Well, some former models themselves go and some don’t. But they do share one thing: an abject refusal to give up their fame.

Like all women out there should, I love my body. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family.

I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful. … To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.

–Jennifer Love Hewitt, addressing the "scandalous" pictures showing her frolicking in the ocean with her actor fiance, teeny-weeny black bikini and low-grade cellulite. [DailyMail]

To promote turning 18, Hayden Panettiere appeared on David Letterman last night to say it's not such a big deal after all.

I don't think much changes when you're 18—maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I'm kind of screwed.

That, and after the first fine line, your days as a Neutrogena model will be over and you’ll be reduced to hocking Proactiv with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

• Random British exhibitionist Gemma Atkinson's steals Britney's coveted neckbrace look

• Before she was sentenced to 45 days in prison, Paris Hilton was appreciating life's simple pleasures. Like eating corn on the cob with a total stranger.

• Not even Jennifer Boobs Love Hewitt looks hot just moments after stepping off the plane.

• Jumpin' Joe Francis to possibly rejoin his prison boyfriend only moments after saying goodbye.

• Sting and his wife reportedly fired their personal chef…for getting knocked up. The creator of tantra would never approve!