Taking a cue from both PETA's "objectify your body for a good cause" initiative, as well as the rise in popularity for Eli Roth films, MILFs Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera teamed up with celebrity photographers Mark Liddell and David LaChapelle to create a BDSM fetishist's wet dream for the Declare Yourself voting campaign. This website will either inspire you to go out and vote, or go buy an extra lock for your door:
OK! is quickly leaving behind the world of celebrity gossip to instead report exclusively on celebrity babies, as seen on the cover of the mag’s latest issue. After the horror of last week’s 80-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears feature, the admittedly beautiful Jessica Alba and baby Honor were a nice welcome this week — until Jess and her dim husband had to open their mouths.
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have reportedly joined Matthew McConaughey in selling her daughter Honor Marie's pics to OK!. While McConaughey supposedly scored a $3 million deal, which included his son's first photos plus his first Christmas, Alba secured just half that — $1.5 million for pics of the baby now and an upcoming holiday. Not that Alba's reduced fee should be any surprise.
While McConaughey is pulling in $12 million per movie, Alba's quote is a much more modest $2 million.
After paying an estimated $1.3 million for photos of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's wedding, People magazine won't risk any opportunity to turn their investment into a web traffic boon.
Meanwhile, while Joe Simpson turned his youngest daughter's nuptials in a press spectacle, one other starlet managed to exchange vows under the radar: Jessica Alba, with Cash Warren, in a shotgun wedding. Perhaps it helped that nobody else was at the ceremony, and rather than wearing white, Alba chose "a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail."
• We asked a lesbian alien, and seeing Christina Ricci and Reese Witherspoon together really is her fantasy.
• Jessica Alba may be having twins! Sorry, we don't just hand out double exclamation points.
• We give up on trying to understand the image Perez Hilton is going for.
• Too bad Zac Efron's handlers can't use his sexuality to deny the rumors of a sex tape with him and "GF" Vanessa Hudgens.
• Dennis Quaid has aged remarkably well, but we still doubt he's rocking his natural hair color.
• Celebrities have butts: An investigation.
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• Rumer Willis is denied at the cool kid Hollywood club.
• Jessica Alba took advantage of her last days with a good body by doing a spread for Latina magazine.
• Jake Gyllenhaal dumped Kirsten Dunst for her partying, or so is the digest version of the complexities of human relationships as described by Us Weekly.
• Britney Spears gets out of a car, chaos ensues.
• Subway kitty lives! Oh, how the feline spirit enlivens the human one.
• Page Six uncovers that Matthew McConaughey doesn't use deodorant. Here's hoping that his next People profile reveals his toilet paper consumption.
• Bart Simpson, or rather Bart Simpson's voice, Nancy Cartwright, gave $10 million to Scientology. Residual checks well spent!
• Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson go all the way and hold hands in public.
• Avril Lavigne enjoys her last few weeks with a bikini body.
• Jessica Alba is having a boy. Whatever, unless you're buying a onesie for her, you have no business caring about this.
• Good news: If you like picturing celebrities doing menial labor, some has done the Photoshopping work for your imagination.
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• There's a video going around that's completely gross, totally NSFW and offensive to animal rights activists. One aficionado called it "the most horrible thing I've ever seen." That said, it has the potential to be the next 2 Girls 1 Cup, so here it is.
• Eddie Murphy had a lot more faith in the power of love as Prince Akheem than he does in real life.
• Jessica Alba cares for the environment, but that doesn't mean we have to care for her. CONTINUED »
It's awesome. … It's the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé – everything. … I don't know if anyone wants me in their movies [when I'm] six months pregnant. … I hope [my dress] won't pop while I'm up here. … And if it does, you're all women, and I think you'll understand it. [When you're pregnant], your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger. … And the ass, too, that's getting bigger by the second!
-Jessica Alba on People.com, showing her keen understanding of Hollywood.
Jessica Alba and BF Cash Warren are expecting a baby. Good thing her career is based on her acting skills, not her body.
• Tina Fey on Paula Abdul's stint hosting SNL in 2005: "I remember thinking, ‘She’s a disaster! I gotta prop this lady up and get her on TV."
• Amy Winehouse's new best friend is the only person in the world hoping Winehouse's good influence will rub off on him.
• Leona Helmsley's $12 million pooch is reportedly receiving death threats. Isn't life's a bitch?
• Will Smith is much too smart to let himself get taken in by Scientology. Either that or he's much too politically savvy to admit it.
• A trembling Jessica Alba gingerly slides open the oven door and comes face to face with a horror of unimaginable proportions! Yep, that's right. A list of her failed movies past.
• Jerkass Russell Crowe mortifies Leo DiCaprio by sharing a rather unfortunate memory. Says Crowe: "You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on ‘The Quick and the Dead [1995]. He was a virgin, and he’d talk about that constantly." Thanks, guy!
• Tori Spelling and her hubby (whose name we can never remember) get all gussied up for Halloween. Tori's a witch, obvs, and her husband (Sean?) has apparently decided to go as K-Fed. The accidental lovechild looks ecstatic.
• Benicio Del Toro is a natural for the leading role of The Wolf Man remake, not to be confused with Teen Wolf, and definitely not to be confused with "sexy."
• Petra Nemcova endeavors to save the children; ends up scaring them away with her giant breasts instead.
• Have you heard? Jessica Alba's got this new thing where she only hangs out with people who look EXACTLY like Jessica Alba.
• Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend Riley Giles was totally engaged to some non-famous person prior to meeting the Lohan! Also surprising: The news that someone else was physically attracted to Giles and his Hawaiian shirt collection.
• Britney Spears sees Kevin Federline's eye patch and raises him a pair of sunglasses at night.
• Diddy takes that guy he slapped out to an overpriced NYC restaurant in transparent attempt to ward off a lawsuit.
• Disney execs have decided that Vanessa Hudgens has "decided" not to return for High School Musical 3.
• Jessica Alba doesn't work out. Doesn't diet. Doesn't prevaricate. Ever.
• Don't bee afraid of using your cellphone at those fancy garden parties. It was actually a virus that was killing all the bumblebees.
• Breaking: Another conservative Republican candidate is formally opposed to same-sex marriage.
• Amy Winehouse's father generously offers to take control of her bank account.
• Former underwear model Antonio Sabato Jr. is looking for a lovely lady who doesn't mind getting up early, giving up alcohol and riding on the back of a Harley.
• Britney Spears is being investigated for child abuse. Obvious Guy says: "Um, it's about time!"
• Yep, looks as though Owen Wilson's request for privacy has been heard, dutifully ignored, and reprinted ad nauseum.
• Tracy Morgan's wife realizes the error of her ways, decides to divorce Tracy Morgan.
• Michael Vick finds Jesus. Funny, we didn't even realize he was missing!
• Meanwhile, DMX is just like Michael Vick, except minus the amazing athletic prowess. And the new crazy-religious kick.
• Cameron Diaz shops at Urban Outfitters?? Ewwww.
• Something about this post on Jessica Alba doesn't quite add up. Also: it's creepy.
• Brangelina's herd of adopted children are reportedly starry-eyed.
• NBC announces plans to bring back campy pro-steroids infomercial, American Gladiators. "Yes!" cheers "Viper," before remembering that he's 45 and hasn't had any testicles since 1994.
• "Lindsay Lohan hasn't looked this good in years," observes OK! editrix Sarah Ivens, who diplomatically neglects to point out that Lohan's only made it to ripe old age of 21.
• And, the winner of the 2007 Air Guitar Championships at Irving Plaza is…some guy with weird chest hair who lives in his mother's basement. [Ed: Again??]
• Adrian Grenier is on a one-man mission to catch chlamydia.
• Paris Hilton launches a new children's clothing line, tentatively titled "A Pedophile's Dreams Come True."
• As far as Fat Joe is concerned, anything that adds another 15 pounds is never good.
• Britney Spears proves she's totally not desperate by sleeping with Cameron Diaz's creepy magician ex.
• Meanwhile, anyone who accused Mena Suvari of "Pulling a Britney" as of late has clearly not seen any recent photos of Spears in her bikini.
• Amy Winehouse may have epilepsy! Presumably, the kind of epilepsy that makes you vomit uncontrollably after one too many horse tranquilizer margaritas.
• Only someone as dumb as Kimberly Stewart could get away with justifying grand theft auto as a practical joke gone awry.
• Could Madonna's support for Clinton help her win the nomination? Because it seemed to work really well four years ago with her endorsement of Wesley Clark. (Who??)
• In other Hillary news, who has time to worry about cleavage when they're being harassed by a gay journo with an ax to grind?
• We already kinda suspected Jamba Juice was putting crack cocaine in their smoothies, but now that Amy Winehouse is drinking them in public, we're sure of it.
• Don't worry, Jess. Something about buying laundry detergent makes our nipples hard, too.
• Why Prince is still an inspiration for midget-sized transsexuals everywhere.
• No matter how good an actress she is, Hilary Swank won't be mistaken for a boy in this beach getup.
• Meanwhile, if Jessica Alba doesn't want a reputation as an international hottie, she should probably stop doing photo shoots like this one.
• Teri Hatcher tries, fails to steal Eva Longoria's thunder.
• Nicole Richie has a major case of pillow face.
• Courtney Love limits her chainsmoking to a single pack a day.
• Jessica Alba is the kind of girl who could have a one-night stand, then look over in the morning and be like, ‘Do you really have to be here?
• Cameron Diaz proves her glutes can stand the test of time.
• Victoria Beckham, at the launch party for her brand new new giant fake-boob line. Er, clothing line.
• Guess we know which presidential candidate this chick is supporting.
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