• Katherine Heigl bans "giggling girls" from her musician fiancé's tour bus. In response, Heigl's fiancé bans "creepy chants of 'Bethany Whisper," and gaggles of much-more-attractive men who would give anything to sleep with his future wife.
• Frank Bruni conducts restaurant reviews under the name "Dirk McKenzie." Related: Bruni blasted for being lousy notetaker, praised for making it through a meal at Per Se without throwing up in the dining room.
• Nicky Hilton and Stavros Niarchos visit Paris in jail, prompting "one upset mother" to proclaim, "We don't care about no Paris Hilton." Our sentiments exactly!
• A steamy new tell-all has the inside scoop on the time Madonna and JFK, Jr. didn't sleep together. "She asked him if he had any protection. He didn't, so now they began discussing how they were going to get a hold of a prophylactic." Erotic!
• Eddie Murphy to find out whether or not he fathered Scary Spice's baby. Related: Melanie B.'s newborn said to have hilarious "Alfalfa" impression.
• Clay Aiken's fans are reportedly on a mission to become "even creepier" than Aiken himself.
While politicos debate the political ramifications of last night's State of the Union address, and the early Republican smear campaign against Democratic presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, here's some political gossip you can actually bring to the water cooler.
Last year, Billy Noonan (an old-time friend of Kennedy's) claimed that his buddy had an affair with then-sexpot (now vegan/childnapper) Madonna while dating fellow Brown classmate Christina Haag.
And now, Haag's writing a book of her own, and she's already set tongues wagging by reportedly scoring a $1.2 million book advance.
Rumors are flying that she'll not only detail her love affair with Kennedy—but she'll also shed new light on his rumored affair with the sultry pop singer:
Actress Christina Haag, a former girlfriend and college housemate of the Camelot prince, has secured a surprising $1.2 million advance for her book.
"They knew each other from [attending] Brown, so the book is going to cover 'the party years,'" says a source.
But it might be Madonna's name that made this a million-dollar proposal. Last year, Kennedy chum Billy Noonan said in his own memoir that JFK Jr. definitely did have a sexual fling with the singer - while he was dating Haag.
Truthfully, we don't know what to believe about Haag, but the whole thing kinda makes us nostalgic for old-school Madge, the mediocre pop singer who was dirty-dancing way before Tara Reid ever allowed herself to get gang-banged by a posse of rappers at Sundance.
Say, remember that time when Madonna kissed the oh-so-promising pop sensation Britney Spears at an awards show, to demonstrate how hip and with she still was? Yeah, good times, good times. Wonder whatever happened to that Britney girl, anyway?
