• Lindsay Lohan goes shopping with her new boyfriend, Riley Giles. Which is to say they both go to the same stores while being very careful to remain 20 paces apart at all time. Possibly because Riley is wearing the most heinous shirt ever.
• Those of you having trouble deciding what to be for Halloween may want to consider the modern-day equivalent of The Stepford Wife.
• Joaquin Phoenix doesn't think actors deserve "some special credit" for researching their roles. ("It’s just what you’re supposed to do in your [bleep]ing job.") He also, presumably, hates people who refers to acting as their "craft."
• The Black Eyed Peas canceled a concert mid-performance after Fergie fell ill on stage, much to the disappointment of the 10,000 fans who'd come out to boo her.
Last night's Golden Globes were relatively … well, boring. There were few shockers and no surprise couples, but still, the winners and outcomes were not disappointing. Favorites were: Walk the Line, Brokeback Mountain, Lost, and Desperate Housewives, with Joaquin Pheonix and Reese Witherspoon cleaning house in the best comedy or musical category.
Thank god for the likes of Mariah Carey, Sandra Oh, Ang Lee, Jaime Foxx, and Eva Longoria. There were just too many damn white people at this award ceremony. Ok, white people can be funny, too. Our favorite highlights, plus links to the coverage, after the jump.
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According to the most reliable source we can dream of (Star) Lindsay Lohan is shacking up with Oscar contender Joaquin Pheonix.
A friend of Pheonix's says that he's just "blowing off steam" with Lindsay, but apparently things at the Marmont are gettin' hot:
"Both stars are renting bungalows at L.A.'s luxe Chateau Marmont, and sources say their steamy romance has been taking place behind those bungalow doors!"
Well, La Lo definitely traded up when she got Joaquin instead of Jared Leto, so we say go for it. Even if she is just his young, unassuming, rebound fling, we would find it hilarious if he brought Lindsay as his date to the Oscars.
JOAQUIN & LINDSAY'S STEAMY NIGHTS? [Star]
• Sorry, sorry, we didn't know. OK!'s Sarah Ivens isn't a whore, she's separated. [Gatecrasher]
• Johnny Knoxville tries to write a book, but he can't lay off the sauce. Oh, Johnny, we couldn't relate more. [The Scoop]
• Broke and off coke, Courtney Love sells her rights to Kurt Cobain's music. [Page Six]
• No real actresses want to be Bond girls, so they offer the part to Jessica Simpson. [Egotastic]
• Joaquin Pheonix gives prisoners a reason to live. Sort of. [TMZ]
• In case Renee Zellweger's wedding didn't bore you enough, you can now yawn incessently over her annulment. [AP]
