Maureen McCormick, the woman who played Marcia Brady on the original Brady Bunch (not to be confused with Ben Stiller's wife, Christine Taylor, who played her in the movies) penned a memoir about the dark days following her role on the series about the perfect family. Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice, contains all the illicit nose-candy and Quaalude addiction you'd expect from a 70's teen icon, and of course, all the requisite name-dropping as well:
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• Kim Porter tries to articulate why she left Diddy but omits a few of his sins. Like, for instance, the time he had a baby with another woman while she was preggers with his twins.
• Stanford to cultivate a younger, hipper look, by shunning the literary canon and teaching a course about Facebook.
• The awkward middle child from Full House is carrying a brand-new fetus around. Even creepier? TMZ is currently showing pictures of her ultrasound.
• Did you shed a tear for Britney Spears? Did you pity her anew? Well, take a gander at her expansive hundred acre estate and remember: she's still much, much richer than you.
• Newlywed Jodie Sweetin celebrates her marriage to Cody Herpin by shoving her boob in his face and then, presumably, treating him to a pants-off dance off. Also, she creepily has the SAME FACE she had as a fourteen year old.
• Pete Doherty tries to win back Kate Moss' affections by referring to her as "a nasty old rag" who's "out of [her] fucking mind."
• Sometimes, not often but sometimes, celebrities decide to bravely face the natural effects of aging without the assistance of Dr. 90210.
• In less than three weeks, Hayden Pannettiere turns 18, at which point it will be completely socially acceptable to ogle these pics of her in a bikini.
• Dina Lohan continues to blame everyone except herself for her trainwreck of a daughter.
