• Kevin Federline's lawyer says Brit will regain visitation rights soon. He then quickly undermined his point by murmuring under his breath, "Assuming she doesn't blow it. Again."

• And speaking of the latter, Britney accidentally-on-purpose runs over a TMZ photographer's foot.

• "Trek" film casts its Kirk and McCoy; nobody cares except for your nerdy neighborhood IT guy.

• Hillary Clinton's ahead in the polls? Who could have predicted that? Besides, well, everybody?

• Actor Jean-Claude Van Damme is 47, contrary to popular belief that he's actually dead.

• A currently jobless Joe Torre politely rejects George Steinbrenner's enticing offer of a paycut.