Hey, what’s up Johnny Mac? How’s the Davis Cup going? And the gig at CBS? Still think you can beat the Williams sisters?

Oh, nothing going on any of those issues? Well, what do you think about the Russian mob? What? They’re threatening players, and that’s why Nikolay Davydenko lost in Poland. Damn, what a story.

Way to live up to your outspoken reputation. Just be careful of your kneecaps if you want to keep rocking the doubles tour.

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