• Jon Lovitz finally does what most of us have only dreamed about, namely grab Andy Dick and smash his face into the bar. Repeatedly. And, despite having once said, "I wanted to punch [Dick's] face in, but I don't hit women." Ouch.

• Narcissists David and Victoria Beckham to adorn their new home with giant, poster-sized pictures of…themselves.

• Despite those persistent rumors about her latent promiscuity, Lindsay Lohan just isn't into going "backdoor."

• Just when things were finally starting to heat up between QB Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, his ex, Bridget Moynahan has to be all, "Look at me, look at me! I'm having your baby."

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