Oh, we have gone far, far too long without some semi-decent MySpace gossip. Today's features a PR agents who won't to admit her age attacking her ex-husband's current wife (who just happens to be Lizzie Grubman) via Grubman's ex-employees MySpace comments.

We know, it's a complicated world out there. Especially with all these 30-somethings who are perpetually trapped in highschool.

I was on myspace and found myself on Jonathan Cheban's page. He used to work with Lizzie Grubman, right? Looks as if he's a traitor!

Lizzie's Husband's ex wife — Joyce Sevilla (formerly Stern)– is on Cheban's myspace page.

Looks like she is badmouthing the Power Girls, calling them SOUR GIRLS on Chebans page.

LOLOLOL! Waitzzzz. What does 'munt' mean?

• Blogger-stalking victim Corey Feldman cut his Fatal Attraction show short (which plays across the street from us) on Friday night after his fight scene with actress Alana McNair turned into a real-life blood-filled scare.

• Lizzie Grubman and Jonathan Cheban have some 'splainin' to do after their supposedly celeb-friendly and comped New Year's Eve event at the Shelborne Hotel in Miami instead wound up as a credit card charging nightmare. To think the B-list might actually have to pay for their partying is just heartbreaking.

• The New York Philharmonic is lashing out at Anton Polezhayev, who filed a lawsuit against the music troupe last week after being passed over for tenure.

• Jay-Z won the bidding war for 14-year-old R&B singer Karina Pasian, offering up seven figures from his Def Jam Recordings to sign her, leaving with Bad Boy's P. Diddy and Interscrope Jimmy Iovine in the losers circle.

• Green Day leads MTV's Video Music Awards nominations, drawing the enthusiasm of exactly 16 people.

• San Fran mayor Gavin Newsom could be spotted "having a blast" together over the weekend, even though they're en route to divorce.

• New York Post staffers have to ask permission to use instant messenger at work, and even then their bosses will be tracking their key presses.