• Courtney Love, ladies and gentlemen.
• Got Paris in a can? For the love of God, don't let her out.
• Britney's sleazy record producer ex is spotted cozying up to Lindsay Lohan; Rejected suitor Scott Storch dies a little bit inside.
• You're not paranoid. Inanimate objects are everywhere. And they're watching you.
• Access Hollywood thinks Britney Spears is addicted to…sugar. Related: Jossip editors think Access Hollywood is addicted to horribly wrong theories.
• Whoopi Goldberg inadvertently outs Queen Latifah. Whoops!
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This just in! In Touch's incontrovertible text message-related evidence attesting to Britney's pregnancy might, in fact, be totally made-up!
"A source close to Britney Spears' former producer (and ex) J.R. Rotem tells Usmagazine.com the text messages In Touch Weekly claims to have received are 'faked.'"
Even worse? Now JR has released a statement saying "There is absolutely no truth to this." Anyone else smell a libel suit? [Us]
Breaking: The confirmation of Britney's latest pregnancy rests entirely on a hastily written Blackberry text exchange between In Touch magazine and star-fucker turned rumored baby-daddy, JR Rotem. We imagine this is exactly how shit went down during the Valerie Plame leak. [Mollygood]
“Britney and I were in a relationship,” he says quietly. “We were dating for about two weeks but decided for both our careers that it wouldn’t be cool to have a romantic relationship. She was really emotional and distressed at the time.” Rotem says he doesn’t regret what happened, or his overnight notoriety; he knows it’s good for business. But whatever anyone thinks of him, he insists he always tries to do the right thing. “There are definitely times when I’m an arrogant, vain asshole. But the bigger part is sensitive, good–hearted. People who just see me in front of the paparazzi acting like a jackass have no clue who I am.” And with that, Rotem texts Paris to see where she’s gone off to.
–Excerpted from an interview with JR Rotem (Point of record: His name rhymes with "Scrotum") appearing in the July, 2007 issue of Blender magazine
• JR Rotem, the music producer Britney "dated" for approximately five minutes (pre-rehab) has decided to go the classy route and offer an unsolicited (and uncomfortably detailed) glimpse into their sex life. No wonder that guy's name rhymes with "scrotum."
• When Entourage's Jeremy Piven challenges pint-sized morning talk show host Kelly Ripa to a push-up contest, we think it's fair to say everybody loses. And by "everybody," we especially mean Jeremy Piven.
• ABC clears out GMA studios when overly zealous Sam Champion fan sends anthrax-y envelope instead of amateur sex tape like a normal person.
• For those of you who missed last night's Queerty bash at the Chelsea Hotel, all we can say is "You should be ashamed of yourselves!" Fortunately, however, there's a recap.
