Watch out New Jersey citizens, Page Six is spreading rumors about you.

The Post is reporting that Jon Bon Jovi could be planning to run for governor. Their evidence: He’s kept his home in Red Bank (even though he lives in SoHo!), he performs regularly for Democratic events (so unlike other musicians!) and his P.R. guy, Ken Sunshine, used to work for David Dinkins. Still not convinced? He’s been approached by about running for office. Case closed!

Was Bruce Springsteen unavailable for this item or something?

Have Justin Timberlake and publicist Ken Sunshine gone their separate high-profile ways? That's what we're hearing from the gossip mill, just a few weeks after Ken teamed up with Shawn Sachs and renamed his PR powerhouse Sunshine, Sachs and Associates. (We're still figuring out Associates' first name.) That this news "does not bode well" for the future of Sunshine/Sachs is, perhaps, how the competition might phrase things.

• If a guy with Windows Movie Maker and access to Google Images can lay down funnier lines than Best Week Ever, maybe that United Talent Agency web initiative has some feet. [Jackson Blue]

• Celeb press corp tires of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn relationship charades. This blog tires of (but will continue reporting on) meta coverage thereof. [Radar]

• Porn empresario Michael Lucas throws down with New York magazine. [Queerty]

• Comely Whipple's World host George Whipple lets his pocket protector come loose on Friday nights. [Radar]

• Ken Sunshine pours the haterade on bloggers. That's "bloggers," code word for "anyone who hates on my clients." [FBNY]

• New Republic associate editor Spencer Ackerman becomes the first person fired from the title since Stephen Glass, in '98. Spencer's crime? Hating on TNR on a blog. Kids these days. [NYO]

• Former Sarah Gray Miller Budget Living cohort Alex Bhattacharji becomes Daniel Peres' newest bottom at Details. [NYO]

Will the tabloids, paparazzi, blogs, and media attention ever leave Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie alone? Um, no. At least, not until they're old, un-hot, and stop making babies together.

The celebrity phenomenon dubbed “Brangelina” has triggered a media fever surrounding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie that some observers say has reached the point of insanity.

Insanity? We hardly find the game "guess if it's a boy or girl," the stealing of sonogram pictures, or frightened child photo capturing of their family insane. But, unfortunately, Ken Sunshine does. And, he thinks you're all crazy.

“There has always been a certain fascination with celebrity but with today’s proliferation of outlets that seem to be competing for the same photos and stories, it has reached a point that seems completely insane,” said PR consultant Ken Sunshine, whose clients include several celebrities.

Even Time magazine has acknowledged the deafening noise, carrying a darkly satirical cartoon last week that featured the Jolie pregnancy news and wedding rumors as new methods of torture for prisoners of war.

Oh, pardon us. We didn't realize Time thought it was insane … that totally changes everything.

‘Brangelina’ hype reaches fever pitch [MSNBC via Reuters]

• Newlyweds skyrocketed Jessica Simpson from C-list to B-list, while Nick Lachey somehow stuck around on the D-list. No worries though, they didn't have a prenup — which means Nick's gonna get a hefty chunk of Simpson's purse. [PerezHilton]

• Speaking of Nick, he's retained publicionado Ken Sunshine to battle Jessica's supra-publicist Rob Shuter in the gossip columns. [Lowdown]

• More Lachey news? Even we are starting to get ill. He's in talks with The WB to star in his own sitcom, where he plays a famous baseball player in a new marriage. How eerily familiar .. we already know how the mid-season cancellation is going to turn out. [Reuters]

• First Jamie Foxx thinks he's the real Ray Charles. Now Lenny Kravitz is about to take on Jimi Hendrix's likeness. [Fox 411]

• In Paris Hilton's world, it's all about leftovers. While she's parading around with Mary-Kate Olsen's ex Stavros Niarchos, her ex-fiance Paris Latsis is new pals with Tara Reid. But it's just platonic, for all our sakes. [Page Six]

• Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari is extending her 15 minutes, thanks to co-hosting duties for UPN's new reality show Get This Party Started. Alongside Extra's Ethan Erickson, the career reality TV starlet will repent for her on-screen sins by throwing parties for those in need. [NYDN]

• Michael Jackson still hates the Jews. Now he hates the Italians. But he loves the Muslims. [Page Six & R&M]

• That sound you hear is A-list actresses wailing in agony, because Dolce and Gabbana decided not to design for the Oscars anymore, claiming it's "too conservative." [Extra]