• Once we spent an entire evening with our roommate watching Madonna videos. It was one of the best nights of our life. So if Madonna has $12 million to drop on a London flat that she will remake into her personal gym, the lady has earned it.
• Dealer-user confidentially is shit: Lindsay Lohan's coke dealer also sells stories. CONTINUED »
• Breaking: Iraq is dangerous.
• Hey, you know what would be really awesome? If politicians stopped invoking Martin Luther King. CONTINUED »
• George Clooney's non-famous 23 year-old girlfriend broke her big toe while riding on the back of George Clooney's motorcyle and was forced to show up (as George Clooney's date, natch) to some fancy schmancy movie premiere on crutches. That poor, unbelievably lucky girl.
• Jack Bauer would never get arrested for a DUI. Unfortunately, Kiefer Sutherland would.
• This morning, Beyonce showed us one example of how it sometimes sucks to be famous. Now, Hilary Duff shows us another.
• For those of you who are interested in seeing the Maxim cover spread (but not so interested that you'd actually go out and, like, buy the magazine) today's your lucky day.
• This is why we hate fashion.
Exclusive
Only a few days before the season six premiere of his hit-series 24, Kiefer Sutherland waas spotted getting wild and crazy at NYC hotspot Employees Only. Evidently inspired by some combination of Paris "Banquette" Hilton and the film Coyotee Ugly, Sutherland reportedly jumped up on the bar and started "shaking it like a polaroid picture."
Our spies tell us Kiefer Sutherland was drunk and dancing on the bar at 'Employee's Only' last night, joined improbably by REM guitarist Mike Mills.
And while we sort of wish we'd been there to see it, all we can say is: what would Jack Bauer think?
• Sorry tourists. SoHo's Prada store is still drying out. [NYT]
• Breaking News: Angelina Jolie hates being pregnant! Oh, and we're so sure Bonnie Fuller just loooved her morning sickness and stretch marks. [Star]
• Rachel Ray, with her flippy hair and "EVOO extra virgin olive oil," will be the next face of Oprah. It's a good thing that lying about food ingredients isn't too easy. [MSNBC]
• President Bush interrupts Ellen Degeneres' birthday bash this morning for another speech on Iraq. And he didn't see Brokeback Mountain. Since Randy Jackson isn't running the country, can we focus on the bigger picture here?
• The drunken mess that is Kiefer Sutherland continues. 24: Not just a show, but the amount of hours Kief spends under the influence of total intoxication. [Page Six]
• When you have to shop at Gap Kids past the age of 14, it's called anorexia. [National Ledger]
The Canadians have found a solution to help wasted homeless people:
Maybe Kiefer Southerland could jump on the bandwagon for this one
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