Listen, no one deserves to die, but if you are trying to join the KKK and "something goes terribly awry," don't expect too many of us to shed a lot of tears, lady.

Also, who goes into a convenience store and asks how to get blood out of clothes? If Patrick Bateman taught us anything, it's that you say it is cranberry juice.

Live Poker Magazine, a French title dedicated to the "sport," has this new ad, from agency DDB, to promote its brand. Reads the tagline: "Become the king of bluff."

Get it? Because the black guy with the 'fro managed to sneak his way in unnoticed to this KKK meeting?

We only took the one Introduction to Advertising class back in school, but we're pretty sure that the KKK is always one of those pesky little red flags that says "You've gone over the line."

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