• Brandy hires a "crisis management specialist" to help her deal with all the negative publicity that comes with killing somebody and pretending everything is fine.

• According to Gatecrasher, a certain anonymous, morbidly obese oil heir has a bit of a Napoleon complex.

• The Game denies impersonating a police offer and ordering a livery cab driver to run a red ligh; admits being too cheap to simply "slip the guy a $100."

• Sienna Miller's rep denies reports that the Factory Girl sex scenes (with Hayden Christensen) weren't simulated, eliciting snickers by explaining "she's just a really good actress." Seriously.

• Jessica Biel isn't some cheap $10 hooker; she rents out at a nightly rate of $1950.

• Kristin Davis (Charlotte, on Sex and the City) is unnervingly emotional about horses. Related: Real-life Harry Potter wishes he'd trademarked the whole humans-with-a-crazy-horse-fetish thing.

• Liz Hurley forgets to invite BFF (and ex-boyfriend) Hugh Grant to her wedding for reasons that have nothing to do with his once cheating on her with a "total prostitute."

• Kate Moss has found something better to do with her time than snort coke at clubs or pole dance at Scores. Shop for over-priced vibrators in the village. [Page Six]

• So many writers, and not one can think of a replacement for the most played out word in the media lexicon. [Mediabistro]

• Broadway dancers aren't allowed to let their boobs grow. [Page Six]

• Many tried to put the Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen rumors to rest — but his "devastated cancer survivor" of a girlfriend seems pretty upset for a situation that "never happened." [R&M]

• Kristen Davis may want to adopt, but she's not currently pregnant. Did anyone explain to her that until she adopts a Cambodian or is in her 18th trimester, nobody cares? [3 am]

• Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson sell the pad to the not famous guy from Malcom in the Middle. [ET]

• The biggest news over at Logo is not Rosie O'Donell's show. It's the shirtless bartender ass grabbing goin on in the cafeteria, of course. [Hollywood Reporter, Queerty]

• Rachel Weisz is havin' a baby. Was there like some huge celebrity orgy nine months ago that we weren't invited to? [People]

• A baby grows in Brooklyn — they are seriously the cutest family ever. [A Socialite's Life]

• We didn't know, and now that we do, we really don't care. Actually, we would rather not have known at all, if knowing meant looking at these disgusto pics of Steve Martin. [Sky News]