So a funny thing happened on the way to the SNL afterparty this weekend: Martin Eisenstadt, founder of the Eisenstadt Group political consulting firm and fanboy of Joe the Plumber, provided a detailed account of what went on after John McCain's cameo on NBC Saturday. On his blog. Because he is creepy as all get out.

As popular as John and Cindy were at the party, the real star was Joe. Over 6 feet, tan, with rippling muscles and a beaming smile of disbelief, he was like Mr. Clean at a soap convention

And it just gets better from there. Wait till you hear about SNL star Kristen Wiig and her desire to get her "pipes cleaned", lol!

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Funny lady Sarah Silverman as Amy Winehouse? At least she's not doing Britney Spears' "lips" on national TV. The Matt Damon philanderer joins SNL types like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristin Wiig, and Maya Rudolph, and Chelsea Handler, Wanda Sykes, and Sandra Bernhard in April's Vanity Fair to defend against the argument from the magazine's scribe Christopher Hitchens that women aren't funny. See how Graydon Carter is making a publicity stunt out of his own publicity stunt? That's why he's paid the big bucks. [Popbytes]