• Avril Lavigne proves she can skank it up for the cover of Maxim just as well as anyone in the cool clique of B-list celebrities.

• Christina Aguilera got a c-section because she wanted to keep her vag tight. Those weren't her words, but what she does say amounts to that.

• Tina Fey is hosting the first post-strike Saturday Night Live.

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hold onto to their outsider status by getting their coffee some place other than Starbucks.

• "Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Giant Whore" and other things her unborn child probably doesn't want to know.

• Ironic imprisonment of former Prison Break star is less amusing for Lane Garrison than it is for us.

• Russell Simmons (seen here plugging something at Art Basel), puppet for corporate America? The audacity!

• Saturday Night Live once again ripping off the lesser knowns?

• Samuel L. Jackson and 50 Cent get over their feud to make a movie and make money, make money.

• LaLo ditches celeb friends, alcohol to party with her nobody gal pals, water.

• Paris Hilton and Britney Spears aren't lovers. They're just one-week friends who will have nothing to do with each other after the New Year.

• Lane Garrison's car crash could've been prevented if he would've settled for Absolut.

• Gwyneth Paltrow makes her real estate decisions based on public attitude toward her.

• Rosie O'Donnell draws local ire.

• Lane Garrison gets killed off on Prison Break, takes it out on a civilian.

• If you're going to say nasty things about former Fox Interactive chief Ross Levinsohn, he'd appreciate it if you at least used a better photo.

• Stephen Colbert takes home I Want Media's Man of the Year award, for all the reasons you'd expect.

• Even without Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, apparently a show can go on.

• Pulitzer Prize-winning photog finally indentified.

• Katie Couric is doing some stuff right. Meanwhile, so are Nightline and This Week With George Stephanopoulos.

• The holidays are for lawsuits.

• A user's guide for Art Basel Miami Beach, which you're interested in for the artworks, of course.