Breaking photo feature from People magazine: Stars eat! But not "just like us," when they’re eating at Subway, it’s not for an ironic Valentine’s Day, but for unironic benjamins.
• Lindsay Lohan, on binge-drinking: "'I never passed out in my life! I never vomited from having drinks. Like in public. I would never do that. Well–' she amends, 'a few times. Well, everyone does in high school. I'm not saying everyone.'"
• Rumor has it Joe Simpson wants to be Britney Spears' new father figure/sleazy, lecherous manager.
• Aw, let's all take a nostalgic look back at pre-crackhead (and pre-reformed crackhead) Whitney Houston. Who loves to dance!
• Hugh Grant only likes to perform when he knows people are watching.
• LL Cool J to star on Broadway! Looks as though his steady diet of whey protein shakes, and daily 11-hour workouts have finally paid off!
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• We can only imagine what Lil' Kim could possibly teach at her “Queen Bee Academy.†Surely classes on stripping, blow jobs, and lying to judges will be offered. [NYDN]
• A fair warning to celebrity couples: airing your marriage on an MTV reality show is the fastest and most public path to divorce. [Page Six]
• Just when we thought it was safe to forget that LL Cool J was once a regular on a TV show, the rapper forces us to remember that he’s still around. [NME]
• Okay we like a good Michael Jackson joke as much as the next guy, but people need to leave the poor guy alone. Come on — he made Thriller! [AP]
• MTV celebrates its birthday with the top 25 glorious moments. The Britney Spears Madonna kiss was during her "experimental" phase. [MSNBC]
