Although sitting at a judge's table proved too daunting for Jennifer Lopez, the bootylicious diva was able to finish the Nautica Malibu Triathalon yesterday in a little over two hours.
Which is the equivalent of spitting in mein kommandant Heidi Klum's face, since Lopez begged out of last week's guest appearance on Project Runway during Fashion Week citing a "foot injury" which did not prohibit her from going on later in the week to complete a half-mile ocean swim, an 18 mile out-and-back bike course, and a 4-mile out-and-back run course. CONTINUED »
Even after spending $6 million for Jennifer Lopez's new twins, People magazine couldn't resist also being the magazine that scored those first pics of Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson holding hands. (Smart move keeping Marc Anthony off the cover though!) Us Weekly is said to have dropped out of the bidding for the photos, proving too costly at around $100,000, and was instead forced to go with (yet another) Lauren Conrad cover.
People is reporting it as an exclusive, but it was bound to happen. Jennifer Lopez finally gave birth to the twins, a girl and a boy.
Just hearing about the birth of Jennifer Lopez’s kids makes us really want to see those babies. Hopefully a magazine will run a pictorial spread of them. We would totally buy that magazine off of the newsstands if that happens. Someone’s on that, right?
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TWINS ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW Double trouble: Jennifer Lopez is expecting twins. With a few more births, Marc Anthony and J. Lo could become the Latino Partridge Family. Of course, that didn’t work out so well for the kids, but the spawn of famous people are fucked anyway. [People]
We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Triple threats don’t let themselves go.
Jennifer Lopez admitted last night that she was in a family way. (Note that the Us Weekly cover from last month was in third person.)
And MTV heralded it as the “second-worst-kept baby bump in music.” There was an elegant simplicity to Christina Aguilera’s empty promises that her expanding stomach contained only Doritos, but for our money J. Lo did a better job at promoting her uterus.
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The president of KFC writes JLo an unsolicited letter offering to host "you, your entourage and a few VIP guests" at the greasy fried chicken establishment of her choice. Neat! Unfortunately for Marc Anthony, however, that would actually require eating.
The full letter, after the jump.
Despite recent pics of J. Lo's protruding belly, hubby Marc Anthony stubbornly refuses to admit a tiny fetus is to blame. Instead, Anthony would have us believe that Lopez has simply put on a few, a flimsy explanation that we will readily believe, provided it spares us from the mental anguish of picturing the unborn child's conception. [Mollygood]
"Marc has great taste in stylish women" is how People En Espanol responded to questions about Marc Anthony supposedly being irate over the magazine's "Best Dressed" cover that's got his ex-wife Dayanara Torres standing next to current spouse Jennifer Lopez.
The shot makes them look too close together, says whoever inside Marc's camp is talking to Page Six. But let's be fair, here: Whoever thinks the adjacent Photoshop cut-outs of the two Latina ladies are anything but a photo editor clawing at scraps to make a salable cover also deserves to believe those two had a three-way with Anthony.
• Unemployed actress Sally Kirkland dons blackface and a Lionel Richie "fro" and poses beside Nicole Richie—presumably because (a) they're all crazy, and (b) Angelina Jolie was unavailable.
• Meanwhile, the next time Paris Hilton screams, "Why won't those awful paparazzi just leave me alone?" simply shake your head and remember that she's a crazy, lying mess.
• Lauren Conrad accidentally-on-purpose broke Brody Jenner's finger during a heated game of touch football. Natch, Jenner didn't let it ruin his beer buzz and had resumed his normal activities (read: binge-drinking and spending his father's money) within hours.
• JLo and her skeletal hubby Marc Anthony claim they couldn't be more "normal." Assuming "normal" is slang for "stuck-up rich people, one of whom has a disproportionately large ass."
• Famous people have it so hard! It's like, once you're a pop star trainwreck, you can't even so much as impulsively strip down to your bra and undies in the middle of broad daylight without attracting the completely unwanted attention of those nosy paparazzi life-ruiners. Seriously! Just let them live their lives, people.
• Nick Nolte, like you've only seen him once or twice before: drunk as a skunk, and possibly living in an airport.
• Awwww, David Arquette clearly has no problem with carrying wife Courteney Cox's purse. Or picking up her feminine hygiene products for her at the local drugstore. Or wearing her panties when he knows she's not around.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony might be tax evaders, but they are not the right hand of a heroin cartel, like the National Enquirer claimed. So upset are the Lopez-Anthonys with the accusations, they are taking the American Media Inc. title to court. But not in the stodgy realm of U.S. courts — they're headed to Europe to make their libel case, since they're are so much more lenient with their definition of "you made me look bad" across the pond.
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• John Travolta and his Scientologist publicist Paul Bloch insist the actor is promoting Hairspray on Good Morning America simply because they asked first. It's has nothing to do with the Today show (where he castmates are appearing) and that Tom Cruise interview. Nothing.
• J. Lo's camp denies any notion of a split with Marc Anthony.
• Willa Ford set to play the rich, big-breasted blonde who recently died.
• Joe Francis indicted on two counts of tax evasion. Apparently the $3.78 million spent on his home in Punta Mita, Mexico, was not a valid business expense.
• Pink is suffering from the Dixie Chick's effect.
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• Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony splitting? So soon after she referred to her husband by both first and last name on American Idol? Well, the item IS from OK!, so let's not start doing something crazy like buying her new Spanish album.
• Naomi Campbell manages to show up for community service, but not her own reality show.
• Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols should just move in together already.
• Lindsay Lohan's mother is every bit as irresponsible as you've come to expect her to be.
• Post-Jennifer, Vince Vaughn isn't doing so well.
• Kelis is pissing off the gays. And NOBODY pisses off the gays.
• Beyonce and Jay-Z table hopped at Waverly Inn so they won't be oogled at. At the Waverly. WHERE YOU GO TO BE OOGLED.
• Haikus about Larry Birkhead? Start counting your syllables.
• Jude Law and Lindsay Lohan went to a new LES bar called "The Box" together. And then they totally did it!
• Have J.Lo and hubby Marc "Skeletor" Anthony jumped on the Times' *new* separate bedrooms trend?
• Kirsten Dunst is taking college level art classes despite only reading at a 9th grade level.
• Robbie Williams drinks 36 espressos every day?? That guy must spend more on coffee every week than we make in a year!
• Gay adulterer Jim McGreevey inexplicably asks for sole custody and spousal support two years after resigning in disgrace as New Jersey's governor.
• Anna Wintour and Dominick Dunne are creepy new besties! We hear they bonded over a mutual hatred of that untalented Indian guy on American Idol!
New York's newspapers are all abuzz today with the news that native New Yorker Jennifer Lopez stepped off the red carpet to cheer and celebrate Puerto Rican Day at yesterday's parade with her husband Marc Anthony. She was so full of cheer, J.Lo even walked a whole 20 blocks in high heels.
Wearing a gold dress and high heels, Lopez walked the first 20 blocks of the parade route before hopping into a yellow convertible to drive the rest of the way to raucous cheers.
But not all went perfectly for the glamour couple - a float with a video screen promoting their upcoming movie "El Cantante" broke down at E. 74th St. and had to be towed to the parade's finish, 12 blocks north.
At which point J.Lo threw her hands in the air and said, "I walked 20 freakin' blocks for this shit and my movie didn't even get promoted?" But maybe Marc can make up for it by taking out a congratulations on being Puerto Rican advertisement in Variety.
Jenny steals their hearts [Daily News]
Earlier: Marc Anthony Just Took Out an Ad to Say He Loves Her
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