• If you see more pantless people on the subway than usual on Sunday, the joke is on you. Improv Everywhere takes over public transit this weekend.

• Justice by example: Marion Jones was given a six-month sentence for using steroids. Your parents weren't kidding when they said life isn't fair.

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Marion Jones' teammate refuses to return her gold medal. And you know, we sorta see where she's coming from. After all, it's not like she's the one who accidentally-on-purpose confused steroids with fish oil and humiliated her country. [CNN]

"Why did Marion Jones and Barry Bonds think they were taking flaxseed oil?" Slate asks, in response to Jones/Bonds claims they they never knowingly took steroids and actually believed they were taking flaxseed oil supplements instead. One theory: "Because they don't like fish [and] flaxseed oil contains omega 3 fatty acids, which help maintain cardiovascular health."

Another theory? Because they're lying. [Slate]