• Why can't Jack Shafer and Martin Peretz just play nice? [Slate]

• Really, those boys better bury the hatchet — or they're going to end up like Walter Cronkite and Alan Abel. [Page Six]

• A newbie joins Jann Wenner's staff. Here's to hoping he knows how to organize his pencils just so. [Revolving Door]

• So, Michael Leeden thinks Osama Bin Laden is dead, and nobody noticed but Wonkette? [NRO, Wonkette]

• What is fabulosity? Even better, who freakin' cares? [Kirkus Reviews]