ROLLING PEBBLES Congrats to Jann Wenner and Matt Nye, who welcomed twins (via surrogate) into the world, joining their 1-year-old son Noah. They also just plunked down $5.8 million for the 65-acre Teviot estate in the Catskills, so expect to be sending over two gifts this month.

Are those rampant rumors about things souring between Jann Wenner and Matt Nye … true?

Just as we get done reporting a rumored sighting of Jann Wenner visiting maybe-lover and Men's Fitness EIC Neal Boulton at St. Vincent's Hospital comes word that actual Jann BF Matt Nye is "VERY SICK." We're told Nye has been in and out of the hospital of late, which means those flowers Jann brought to St. Vincent's could've been meant for Nye. Or half were for Nye, half were for Boulton.

Or the flowers were for Jann, a gift to himself for all this stress he's under.

You know, Jann Wenner looked a bit ragged when we saw him on the Today show this morning. And maybe this item from today's Rush & Molly column could explain why:

That was publisher Jann Wenner and his partner, Matt Nye, pushing their 6-week-old baby, Norah Jasper Nye Wenner, down Central Park West in a stroller …

Uhhh … whaaat? Dude's been up with a baby all night for two months and we are just hearing about it?! Shame, shame little gossip mongers. And nobody even pointed us to the Liz Smith item that ran August 23? You always call us out when we miss that crap!

A few things off the bat: note the baby's name is NOAH and is a BOY according to Smith. Not Norah. Or a girl. (Which makes more sense because, well, Jasper is a boy's name.)

Whatever, the only thing all of this means is: we need details, Wenner employees. Does Jann keep photos of the baby around? Has he brought him to the office? Has having a little one melted his heart and stopped him from throwing pencils at the interns?

There is always the chance that Rolling Stone and Us Weekly staffers don't even know the baby was born yet … which would grant you all forgiveness in the hearts of Jossip. Then again we can fall back on the likely option that Rush & Molloy are just totally wrong and there was just a random dude with paint chips stuck in his beard pushing a baby in the park with his boyfriend.

(And here we thought only Us Weekly got the genders of famous babies all wrong.)

Surveillance… [Rush & Molloy, Daily News]

So, as we all know by now, the reality TV show over at Rolling Stone is up and running. Surely Jann Wenner is thrilled, considering the pet project was his baby, and he was practically jumping up and down and clapping with joy at the news that MTV would be turning his summer intern's dreams into a reality program.

Because its Friday, Keith Kelly give us a little glimpse into whats going on over at RS HQ.

"They've totally taken over the office," said one insider of the show's crew, who started filming yesterday. "They are running into offices, using them as impromptu sets. Nobody is getting any work done."

So what does the magazine's main man and notorious neat freak think of all this chaos? Turns out Wenner is nowhere to be found.

Wait, what? These little punks are turning his immaculately organized office into a zoo and Jann isn't even there to go into a mad rage? That's right folks. Jann is gone. But where? you ask?

Oh, he's just chilling in Italy with Bette Midler before he jets off to Croatia with Matt Nye. And avoiding the lawsuit brought on by Jann's most well-known fired employee, former Men's Journal editor Michael Caruso.

Poor interns! They don't even get to be in the presence of their idol! However, we would recommend these kids start learning their most valuable lessons before Jann gets back … like how to perfectly line up their pencils and cover areas of the wall where paint chips are peeling.

DURING TV SHOOT, THEY WONDER WHERE WENNER WENT [Keith J. Kelly, New York Post]

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