Sometimes those messages you usually automatically delete from your Inbox actually come in handy: take for instance, this "Fight for Charity" spam that made it's way in front of our eyeballs this morning. For only $5,000 (American!), you too could have the opportunity to punch Lindsay Lohan's jailbird, fame-stealing, homophobic father in the face! In Long Island!
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Lindsay Lohan's freak-sistah (not Ali) is getting a chance to tell her possibly-insightful story of growing up a real-life Tenenbaum. Samantha Ronson is in talks to pen a memoir about her life, and while everyone is freaking out that Samantha is using her relationship with LiLo to garner interest (she is), the DJ/club owner/child-of-a-socialite probably has some juicy niblets from her own life that don't involve Fire Crotch. Is Ronson a legitimate celebrity without Lindsay? No. But that's not usually a criteria for authors.
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Michael Lohan is back in the news for reopening his divorce case against Mother of the Year Dina. His reasoning? He claims Dina stole his idea for a reality show, name and all: “It’s the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title.” Of course the genius that is Living Lohan came from Michael — it was obviously developed through the power of Jesus.
Michael Lohan's either supporting his newly rehabbed daughter in her time of need or else sleeping with someone who's the spitting image of his own flesh and blood. Either way, Lindsay's in trouble. [Mollygood]
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The Lohans are settling, the Lohans are settling!
MINEOLA, N.Y. — The estranged parents of troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan could settle their long-simmering divorce as soon as next week, a judge said Friday.
John DiMascio Jr., who represents Michael Lohan, said after an hourlong closed conference involving the couple and their lawyers that "minor points" still preclude a settlement, but he expressed confidence they could be resolved before the next scheduled court date, Aug. 17.
Still to be determined? Who gets full custody of Lindsay Lohan's bank account, and whether or not Dina will be granted visitation rights to her daughters abundant supply of cocaine.
[via IHT]
When flipping through today's Page Six, we couldn't help but notice this Michael "Ex-Con" Lohan sighting.
MICHAEL (father of Lindsay) Lohan at the Hamptons magazine bash for cover girl Mary J. Blige at Pink Elephant in Southampton posing for pictures in a Medieval Times baseball cap
And while we love reading about estranged (and sometimes felonious!) father figures as much as the next blog, we weren't entirely sure how this particular "celebrity" deadbeat dad warranted documentation in a nationally syndicated gossip column.
• Jared Leto was "throwing up in the back of his throat" when he made Chapter 27. He claims it was from so many pizzas, but let's not forget he was pulling Lindsay Lohan at the time. [Us]
• And as for the Japanese Britney Spears, well, she begins her inevitable downward spiral as well. [TSG]
• Michael Lohan calls Lloyd Grove to express the fact that he does not play favorites to Lindsay. He would fuck any of his children's stunt doubles. [Lowdown]
• And by "napping" Charlie Sheen means "watching kiddie porn." [Defamer]
First came the psycho drawings. Then came the totally off-the-wall letter that Michael Lohan sent to the London Sun. And now today, in the skeeviest gossip column of them all, we find out that Lindsay Lohan's dad is (supposedly) running around prison, bragging about banging his own daughter's stunt double. Lovely.
According to anonymous letter that arrived in Lloyd Grove's mail bin:
Michael Lohan's daily activities consist of continuously trying to impress inmates with tales of his wealth, sexual experiences with actresses, including having sex with his daughter's stunt double, and has gone as far as to say Paramount Pictures signed him to a $100 million contract to produce five movies upon [his] release," claims the correspondent.
Ew. That's just so wrong and disturbing. Almost more disturbing than Screech in a sex tape. We don't even really know what to say about it, to tell you the truth. Except that Keith Olbermann is probably cursing the skies right now and wondering why he can't get soft-core porn mail instead of anthrax letters.
Poison-pen treatment for Lohan's dad [Lloyd Grove, Lowdown]
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