Let’s be honest. Britney Spears is over. And Jossip’s own Cord Jefferson of Mollygood has had enough. In today's perfunctory post on Britney, Cord has this to say:
Blah blah, blah. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah? Blah blah blah those boots blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And her kids, blah blah blah – BLAH – blah blah blah blah. Blah blah.
Because when we’re honest with ourselves, do we really care about the latest minutia about our national train wreck? No. We just want to see pictures of Britney looking like shit to feel better about our own meaningless lives.
Blahs blahs are enough as long as the photos are high quality, which they are after the jump.
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Sometimes I just have to say, “what the fuck?” and the royal we doesn’t work as well. These are my thoughts—raronauer
Cord Jefferson over at Mollygood thinks I am a jerk for not paying for the new Radiohead album.
This from a man who once said Victoria Beckham’s forehead looked like an everything bagel.
I might be a jerk, but at least I'm not an idiot. Check out Cord's justification for dropping ten bucks on a free album.
Michelle Rodriguez—you know her, she was in that car movie and that show people were obsessed with two years ago—was sentenced to 180 days in L.A. County jail for DUI and hit and run.
Meanwhile, that same county is likely to pass on cocaine charges and multiple DUI charges brought on Lindsay Lohan—you know, that one from every magazine cover, ever.
Is it just us, or did Michelle Rodriguez just get six months in jail for not being famous enough?
The "stop the insanity" woman. Well, she was always crazy and she's still thin. Other than a new bad haircut, nothing has really changed for Susan Powter. [Mollygood]
… and promoting movies. What a nice Hollywood ending to all his troubles this year. [Mollygood]
Look, you can't make rock music is sensible shoes. It's just a rule. [Mollygood]
Who else would take a margarita for the road? [Mollygood]
Tommy Mottola is right: Lindsay Lohan will make a great "Behind the Music."
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Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson has a personal Peter Greene tale to tell. Cord's Saturday night encounter, however, doesn't involve crack. [Mollygood]
• Eva Longoria WON'T do on-camera sex scenes, although she WILL do rampant, off-camera promiscuity
• Pete Doherty cheats on Kate Moss with a German groupie and a giant bag of cocaine.
• And the giant softies over at Time Inc. have already begun the mass exodus…
• Guy to propose to his girlfriend in a commercial airing during the Superbowl; girl to run to bathroom for an "emergency #2" and miss the entire thing.
• Help us say goodbye to our gossip girl Molly, who departs MollyGood today after countless months of crotch shots, nip slips, and obsessing over Rachel Bilson. Some fella named Cord will be taking over on Monday, which means a fresh take on making fun of K-Fed!
Sister slag site MollyGood offers up her first in what's sure to be a long line of celebrity-endorsed tees. The first up courtesy Lindsay Lohan, whose infamous BlackBerry emailing techniques assuaged practical grammer to come up with the beauty of "Be Adequite." Now wear your third-favorite Lohanism on your chest.
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• MollyGood answers Nerve.com's sex-ionnaire, with great tips on how to make your sex tape Oscar-worthy.
• Because the H&M/Madonna collabo worked so well the first time, they're gonna do it again.
• Proud papa and biz pioneer Joe Simpson whores out Jessica for $10k to be filmed reading a tabloid of your choice in Blonde Ambition.
• Liz Smith cries for Dakota Fanning.
• Si Newhouse expected to continue the grand tradition of dropping major pink slip bomb after the New Year with the canning of former Vanity Fair publisher and current group prez Mitchell Fox.
• Tim Gunn may have to pull out of Project Runway's fourth season for something called "job responsibilities."
• CNN celebrates one year of discovering broadband video.
• Time Warner chief Richard Parsons dumped Warner Music in '03, but first he backed up the catalog for his iPods.
$bull; 666 5th goes for $1.8b.
• Britney Spears' reignited relationship with manager Larry Rudolph isn't a love thing, it's a father-daughter thing. Or a make money, make money thing.
• Our own MollyGood hits the TMZ party, regrets skin contact with Joe Francis.
• Daniel Baldwin makes good on the self-fulfilling prophecy of his last name and lands in cuffs.
• Likely untrue, but a tale of Jessica Simpson hiring a male escort puts a smile on more faces than just Nick Lachey's.
We promised ourselves we'd lay off the inevitable Halloween coverage some of our sister blogs are taking part in, but we couldn't resist passing on the above: Our very own Molly Goodson, of MollyGood, dressed up as Britney Spears during her Matt Lauer interview (that's her boyfriend Kjell playing Mr. No Socks). And there are plenty more photos where that came from. Now get your Borat thong costume out — it's nearly trick-or-treatin' time.
• The New York Times reports on sweat and working out in NoHo by reminding us how crazy people who work out really are. They also remind us that they are only beautiful if the rest of us are ugly.
• Finally! Our dreams of having an older, bitchier, more famous sister have come true. Starfuckers, start squealing.
• Anderson Cooper makes us laugh, he makes us cry, and he makes us want to stay the fuck away from real journalism.
• Political blogging goes corporate when the Times gets their long awaited Empire.
• Ian Speigelman may have lost his mind, but he still has his book and his ability to cause relatively unnecessary drama.
• Graydon Carter's new job? Reccomending great television programming. We hope this doesn't mean we'll have to give up Martha.
Some of you have been coming to Jossip for the last two and a half years looking a regular dose of celebrity and media industry gossip. It's a fantastic distraction at work, and we would know: your perpetual interest writes our paychecks. But we know you long for more. More Lindsay. More Jessica. More goddamn Britney Spears. We get it already. And we've listened.
So say hello to MollyGood, the third and latest blog title from Jossip (our second being our gay overly-touchy uncle Queerty). Written by former Jossip Intern Molly (who we're now contractually obligated to refer to as Editor Molly), MollyGood's regular spewing of paparazzi pictures, video clips, and celebrity gossip will give you even more reason to forget to return phone calls, skip editorial meetings, delete your clients' BlackBerry emails, and, perhaps, get to the office early.
You can still count on Jossip to wax poetic on Mort Zuckerman and Leslie Sloane Zelnick. But for all the shots of Lindsay Lohan stumbling into the Chateau Marmont, MollyGood has got you covered.
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