Growing its reputation for telling lies with pictures, OK! magazine bounces from last week's issue, where they used a five-year-old photo of Britney Spears to claim she lost weight, to this week's issue, where they crop out Eva Longoria from a photo to make readers believe there's something going on between Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston.

PUFF OF LOVE You know you're in a healthy media relationship when you can get People to write up a BS piece on your current liaison. Congratulations Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. We're so happy for you. [People]

• Sienna Miller isn't dating "that gross dude from Notting Hill." They're just sporting matching tattos. And wearing the exact same size in women's jeans.

• Raise your hand if you think Paula Abdul is ready to procreate. Hmmm, let's try this again. Raise your hand if you're someone other than Paula Abdul.

• Demi Moore lets too much time elapse in between Botox appointments.

• Pervy manager Lou Perlman gives us another reason to "just say no" to boy bands.

• Even gorgeous movies stars instinctively suck in their tummies when cute (if effeminate) boys are around.

• Cameron Diaz has an unglamorous Marilyn Monroe moment. Fortunately, the cameras are right there to capture it.

• Lindsay Lohan is "weeding out all the bad" in her life by spending five days alone with her newly rehabilitated deadbeat dad.

• Ben Affleck blames his entire lackluster film career on JLo's derriére.

• Have you guys seen the grainy photograph of two people who could, conceivably, vaguely resemble Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom wearing nothing but their swimsuits? Clearly, they're fucking.

• Kim Cattrall is apparently not over her mostly one-sided feud with Sarah Jessica Parker. Fortunately, both girls are consummate professionals and are determined to put aside their differences long enough to wrap the SATC movie and live off the royalties for the rest of time.

• On the one hand, Pamela Anderson is marrying Paris Hilton's ex-lover. On the other hand, the same could probably be said about 75% of the women in Hollywood.

• This innovative street art does nothing to "curb" our enthusiasm.

• More pics of Nick and Vanny enjoying a private moment in a very public hot tub.

• Katie Holmes has old lady hands.

• Christina Aguilera is officially preggers, unofficially bragging that her tiny, unborn fetus is "way cuter" than Nicole Richie's tiny, unborn fetus.

• Lindsay Lohan does a "bend and snap" while losing her brother at a beach party.

• Orlando Bloom rocks the Hitler 'stache.

• 50 Cent announces he'll be leaving the music biz to focus his energies entirely towards his one true passion: getting shot.

• Orlando Bloom is ready to fall in love, still hoping against hope that he'll find Mr. Right an awesome new girlfriend.

• Kanye West: "I've known my mom since I was zero years old. She is quite dope." Fortunately for Mrs. West, her son is kind of a "dope" as well.

• Oprah Winfrey learns her father is writing a tell-all about his famous progeny; the book is said to be less fictitious than James Frey, and almost as boring as "The Secret."

• Check out all the accomplished politicians, Pulitzer Prize winning authors and billionaires who were once rejected by Harvard admissions! It's all kind of empowering, until you remember that your parents are still paying your cell phone bill.

• Meanwhile, Britney Spears naively hopes a B-12 shot will put the "zap" back into those lip-syncing routines.

• Those zany Wilson brothers are at it again! Their latest hijinks? Firing their own mother! Oh, the tomfoolery…

• Jamie Foxx does his best Kathy Griffin impression at the Borgata, dissing everyone from Prince ("he wears 10-inch stilettos") to O.J. Simpson ("I threw a party in Miami and he showed up…He shook my hand hard as hell. He did it!")

• Penelope Cruz continues to dispel those lesbian rumors by getting hot and heavy with the uber-masculine Orlando Bloom.

• Lindsay Lohan continues to demonstrate her horrible common sense by reportedly dating seedy "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis.

• Widdicombe's daily riddle has us pondering "which aspiring starlet (more former than latter) had to be stepped over on a Chateau Marmont staircase Sunday morning because getting back to her room before having sex was too much of a chore?"

• Tara Reid has somehow recovered her pre-liposuction bod.

• Brad and Angelina light up the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night, offering "sizzling" new details about their fave breakfast cereals.

• Actually we would say this is one of the only normal things we've read about Lindsay Lohan doing in a while. You have to protect your man from those triflin' Hollywood girls. Come on, we've seen Entourage. [Page Six]

• Unlike the very un-normal tales from Lindsay's dad's prison cell. We are so creeped out. [Lowdown]

• Nick Lachey is bringing Vanessa Minnillo home to meet his parents. They are just thrilled he found a girl who knows that chickens don't swim. [Scoop]

• Orlando Bloom is now free to casually date whoever he wants. We hear Scarlett Johansson is free. [Mollygood]

• Anderson Cooper has a really big secret: he worked for the CIA. And we're pretty sure that's a secret that's ok to keep … since you really aren't supposed to tell anyone. [Radar]

• Al Gore gets in a huge fake fight with Lindsay Lohan … but that's all we know. Nikki Finke turned off the TV just before Al threatened to get nekked. [LA Weekly]

• The crazy Canadians use photos of George Clooney and Orlando Bloom to encourage women to spread their legs. [FMT]

• Note to Rocco DiSpirito: putting a book by your night stand is not equivilant to reading. [R&M]

• A fake Jimmy Buffett is on the loose in the Hamptons, conning clam shakers out of their hard earned … clams … and getting 40 year old tennis moms to get parrot tattoos on their cleavage. [Page Six]

• Ah, Newsday. Always bringing us the news we're dying to know, such as "what are the cast members of Beverly Hills 90210 are doing now?" That's right, kids — absolutely nothing. [Newsday]

• Of course Annie Lennox knows who Orlando Bloom is. She has a life. [Defamer]

• Holiday cards from prison continue — today's special greetings are scratched schitzo style onto notepaper, with love, from Lil' Kim. [Lilkim.com]

• In order for David Letterman to stop mentaling harassing crazy people through the television, the crazy people should move their TV sets three yards away. Yeah, that probably won't fix this this lady's problems. [People]

• Well, if Ethan Hawke believes your defense, then you definitely shouldn't go to jail. [MSNBC]

• Three people were stabbed during a Notorious B.I.G record release party, held at Exit, early this morning. (Note: We probably would have heard about it sooner, had the MTA not totally taken over every single inch of news today. Do you really need every newspaper and television to tell you that walking to work sucks?) [AP]

• Annie Lennox needs a bodyguard to protect her from no-life losers like Orlando Bloom. [Defamer, Cityrag]

• And you thought mediabistro parties were just for lame freelancers. [Fishbowl NY]

• All those fifteen-year-old guys searching for find hidden sex tapes and naked pics of Brittney Spears have finally gotten the recognition they deserve. [MSNBC]

• Foxy Brown confirms she can't hear a flippin' thing. Bloomberg blames the ice cream trucks. [Scoop]

• Say it aint so! We hear the pink Elephant is relocating to a "secret" location. Christmas Eve is your last night to catch a glimpse of your old, better life — and Friday they're throwing a going away party (one of many, we're sure). We have the promo, after the jump.

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• Crack and meth addicts, along with alcoholics, may actually perform better than non-users in the workplace. [Under The Counter]

• The Wall Street Journal's list of influential blogs, alas, doesn't include this website. But at least we get to complain about white male Jews unable to break through the glass ceiling. [WSJ]

• Maybe Peter Braunstein has more in common with the rest of us than we thought. His marriage to the love of his life ended in shambles, Just Like Us! [NYP]

• We stopped TiVoing Tyra Bank's chatfest weeks ago, but we're definitely tuning in on Friday for her televised confrontation with Naomi Campbell. [People]

• The Firm is none too happy with Orlando Bloom, claiming he stiffed them on $600,000 in fees from the sequels to Pirates of the Caribbean, along with Elizabethtown and Kingdom of Heaven. [TMZ]

• What do you think tipped off Inside TV staffers that something was amiss? Perhaps Gemstar CEO John Loughlin's split for Hearst. Maybe? Yes? [FWD]

• Brad Pitt is setting up post-summer season shop in the Hamptons for two months after Labor Day while Angelina Jolie films The Good Shepard in New York.

• Out former New Jersey governor James McGreevey may be penning a tell-all, but now he's got former lover Golan Cipel writing his own memoir. Meanwhile, the ex-gov is playing house on Fire Island.

• Ashley Olsen might not be returning to NYU this fall as expected, but instead transfer to the same art school Mary-Kate is attending in California, no thanks to her relationship with Greg Chait, yet another nightclub owner (this time he's based in L.A.).

• The brief fling between Sienna Miller and Orlando Bloom is likely kaput, as the Lord of the Rings star is once again in the arms of sometimes-girlfriend Kate Bosworth.

• Nightclub queen Amy Sacco isn't content with just lounges and eateries — now she's launching the travel service Air Bungalow with an inaugural flight to Miami for this weekend's MTV VMAs.

• Neither Eddie Murphy or wife Nicole are waiting for their divorce to go through to return to the single life. They're both running around L.A. hitting celeb-riddled hotspots and neither are hiding it.

• While Judith Miller is holed up in prison, editor-husband Jason Epstein is spending the summer cruising the Mediterranean on a luxury cruise ship.

• Chad Michael Murray's real-life romance with One Tree Hill co-star Sophia Bush might already be kaput. Their marriage is rumored to be through with, thanks in part to Chad's Los Angeles antics, and it's just a matter of time before divorce papers are filed.

• Sienna Miller is brushing off ex-fiance Jude Law for some quality time with Orlando Bloom. Oh, and "Adonis-like" ex David Neville.

• Things are looking a little brighter for outted blogger Nadine Haobsh, who's signed with William Morris to secure a book deal and possible television ops and has been booked to appear on Anderson Cooper's 360 next week and Tyra Bank's upcoming daytime talk show.

• Mischa Barton's photo ops with supposed new beau Johnny Wujek could be mere publicity stunts, hoping to get back at ex-flame Brandon Davis. And if there's still any question whether the relationship's a TomKat wannabe, did we mention Wujek is a hairstylist? Homo a-go-go.

• Ashleigh Banfield resumes her MSNBC recovery tour with a permanent gig at CourtTV. Well, if daytime guest host is permanent.

• Karl Rove may not be the a-sexual political strategist we took him for if rumors of his dalliance with lobbyist Karen Johnson are true.

• Even after his death, Geoffrey Beene is still feeling the wrath of John Fairchild.

• Jennifer Lopez jumps in on the celebrity baby craze by adopting the Olsen twins.

• Oprah sets herself up to collect another check with a 20th anniversary DVD.