You think you have it bad as a hard working woman in America? Think again: In the Taliban-controlled portions of Pakistan, being an unmarried woman over the age of seven just got a lot more restrictive.

As if it wasn't enough already.

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If Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto died, she wrote in an email to CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer, "I would hold (Pakistani President Pervez) Musharraf responsible." That email was never supposed to be reported on — except in the event of Bhutto's death. Well, you know how that went.

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VANTAGE POINTS Depending on the time you asked, Pakistan's Benazir Bhutto died from a fractured skull caused by hitting her head on part of her car's sunroof, or shrapnel injury, or actual gunshots fired by her assassin who then blew himself up. [CNN]

DEAD LINES HarperCollins had already signed Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto to a book deal for Reconciliation: Islam, Democracy and the West with a $75k advance. But after yesterday's assassination, the News Corp. publisher hopes to get her title moved up to a February release date. In war, bidness is still bidness. [KK]

Who Was This Chick? Benazir Bhutto was the two-time Prime Minister of Pakistan who was booted from office as many times. She was the daughter of Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, who was president of and prime minister of Pakistan from 1971 to 1977; Bhutto was a total daddy’s girl.

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Listen, it's official: George W. Bush is against the assassination of Benzair Bhutto. That's right, George W. Bush is not afraid to speak out:

The United States strongly condemns this cowardly act by murderous extremists who are trying to undermine Pakistan's democracy. Those who committed this crime must be brought to justice

We here at Jossip unilaterally condemn the assassination as well. In fact, we are against all forms of human murder, except for situations like the movie Alive, which wasn't exactly murder, but you know what we mean.